massage with a happy ending

A blowjob} after a nice massage usually with an asian lady giving the massage

I had a massage with a happy ending last night!

by IANKLOR September 14, 2008

Alternate Ending

Having sex during the second half of a film with a sad or crap ending.

Guy1: Me and Bianca had sex during the last forty minutes of 'Titanic'.
Guy2: Oh that happened when I was watching 'The Village'.
Guy1: I love Alternate Endings.

by Whitely November 16, 2010

Finglas ending

is the name given to a particular sexual act which is popular with the locals from the suburb of Finglas in Dublin.
the act involves a man taking a woman doggy style and then as the moment of climax approaches the man wrap his boxers firmly around the girls face, so that her entire face is covered by them( for the full effect the man must have worn them for one whole week) Just as the man ejaculate he pulls vigourously on his boxers, ripping them so that the woman's head comes tearing out the other side, bringing sweet release to her offended face.

guy one : she screams so loud during sex, it kinda freaks me out a bit ..

guy two : sounds like she needs a good Finglas ending !

by Andrew Strong January 23, 2008

watery ending

Adj.
A water crash landing in an airplane.

Flight attendant: "In case of a watery ending, the exits are to your left and right." ::hand gestures::
Captain: "Ladies and gentelmen, please prepare for a watery ending."
-euphoric captain voice-

by L'Reig November 12, 2004

Scary Ending

Your watching a scary movie with a girl and you have to start jerking off without her knowing (ex. under a blanket). Right when a scary part arrives, you jump up and start screaming. Then you procede to bust all over her face while continuing to scream. She will be very very startled.

"yoo rite in the middle of the movie I gave that bitch a scary ending"

by LDL July 16, 2008

Chicago Ending

A term originating in the Chicago metropolitan area describing a particular style of semen facial where the man lovingly and perfectly bisects his partner's face with his ejaculate as to avoid said partner's eyes. A Chicago Ending typically describes the man's intent rather than deed, as it is difficult to execute a perfect Chicago Ending in practice.

OMG, Andy took me out to dinner in Chicago last night, and later gave the me the best Chicago Ending. It was so sweet and fitting.

by Gans December 5, 2012

Sad Ending

When you get a massage and have them euthanize you at the end.

"I can't even get hard anymore. I guess I'll just take a sad ending." - guy on massage table.

by sad_boi_eurobeatoff May 17, 2018