The cutest and silliest man to ever roam the state of West Virginia. Born with the nicest voice and most holdable hands.
by M. T. Vanity December 19, 2024

Elmer, aka the best boyfriend ever will basically just be the most perfect guy you’ll ever meet.
He’s nice, SMART AS HELL, cute and handsome AND WILL FUCK YOU SO GOOD MNMGHFNMMMMF
He’s nice, SMART AS HELL, cute and handsome AND WILL FUCK YOU SO GOOD MNMGHFNMMMMF
- God I met this guy, he’s so perfect!
- Is his name Elmer?
- No..?
- THEN DUMP HIM AND FIND YOURSELF AN ELMER
- Is his name Elmer?
- No..?
- THEN DUMP HIM AND FIND YOURSELF AN ELMER
by mybootyjigglestoomuch January 15, 2025

by ShanersDelight September 29, 2020

Used to describe the experience of being harassed or stalked by a certain individual known as Elmer.
by Matarayos September 25, 2023

Elmer is very kind lol and he will give you a hug when you need it uhh hes a very cute dude👍 he is interesting and intelligent.👽👽
Hey look its elmer!
by BAJSURHRB May 14, 2021

by Adt2chaos December 6, 2022
