ELI

The chemical formula for a perfect swee, containing a perfect balance of liquid, inedible solid, and edible solid

Tom: Conor pour some blue on that BLT and wrapper and everyone else sam, loz, pad, luke, mark and josh join in making a swee
conor: Ah yes! now that is a ELI

by the ELI team April 6, 2009

Elis

A hairy, cuddly beast, who is big, strong, and protective. He also farts much of the day, and sometimes leaves the bathroom smelling horrid. Though, he is a big lover, and loves to eat and sleep, like a big bear. He is also reffered to as a beefy bean baerrito. To satisfy an Elis, you must give him back and head scratches, feed him, and please him however possible. Give him your utmost love.

Who is Elis?
Oh, he's that swole guy over there with that short girl. Don't ever fuck with him.

by TehPersonwiththawords September 7, 2014

Elys

An amazing ginger who is super cool and funny !
She also laughs randomly and her butt always vibrates.

Woah! THAT GIRL MUST BE AN ELYS !!

by PSEUDONYMNMNM November 22, 2011

Eli

A great guy that loves tits and wants to have sex with every girl. Also has a very large penis that is about 7.5 to 8 IN

Boy1:Eli your not gay.
Boy2:Eli your fucking beast.
Girl1:Eli i want you to fuck me.
Boy1: Do it
Eli: I will at my house
Girl1: ho yeah. Stop it Fuck yeah
Girl2: Fuck me now.

by Helloha June 14, 2015

Eli

The biggest drama queen you will ever meet.

He is being such an Eli right now.

by nerd_owl March 21, 2017

Eli

Eli is a type of guy you always wanna be around and makes you the happiest person when he pays attention to you sometimes he can be forgetful and a little annoying but he makes it up with his goofy life style cotton candy textured hair and gorgeoussmile he always has funny jokes to tell and you could listen to him sing for hours he could have any girl wrapped around his finger if he wanted to even when he makes a stupid joke everyone laughs but he has a deep dark secret about him that nobody knows!

Girl: he is such a charmer
Me: He must be an Eli

by MYFIRSTNAMEAINTGRACE HA dood October 20, 2019

Eli

Eli is a very funny guy. He normal has brown hair and wears glasses. His eyes are so deep you could get lost in them for hours. Eli is very smart and great at making friends. He tries to make jokes but nobody will understand, yet everyone will laugh. He is so bright and bubbly. He is normally into the more mysterious type of girls, the dark and twisty. They are complete opposites and he helps her be more bubbly. He is amazing.

Friend: "This paper is exaughsting"
Eli: " that's what she said"
Friend2: "what??"
All: "laugh"

by Lindsaygray October 21, 2018