excuse hole

Your mouth where all the fucking excuses come from

Oh my god you didn't do it well enough

God damn shut your excuse hole you blithering idiot

by Goh nakhor October 1, 2018

Wet slide, chronic excuse

A phrase that can be used to excuse anything.

Dave: "Hey, man! Why'd you just rape my cat?!"
Jack: "Wet slide, chronic excuse."
Dave: "Oh, okay then."

by Jackadave January 1, 2011

Excuse me while I kiss this guy

A common misinterpretation of the famous Jimi Hendrix quote "Excuse me while I kiss the sky", from the song Purple Haze.

OMFG He said excuse me while I kiss this guy! What a faggot!

by shadowcaster187 April 15, 2006

excuses are like asses

One's lame excuse will often render this response.

Gina: I can't go out tonight Bill, because I'm washing my hair.
Bill: Piss off Gina. Your excuses are like asses. You always have one, and nobody wants to hear it.

by ed rogers May 24, 2004

Excuse me, while i stick my cock in your mouth

You say, "Excuse me while I stick my cock in your mouth" when you want someone too shut up. or be quiet.

Person 1: -yapping on the phone- SO YEAH, SHE TTLY HAD SEX WITH HIM BLAHBLAHBLAH.
Person 2: HEY. EXCUSE ME, WHILE I STICK MY COCK IN YOUR MOUTH.
Person 1: ....

by MONSTURS inmyvag November 17, 2007

there's no excuse for that

Something, arrogant self-righteous people say, when they disapprove of anything that someone else might say or do.

When the waiter wiped his nose with his sleeve, the business executive said to his guests, "There's no excuse for that."

by Frank Le April 1, 2015

Excuserist

Reserved to define an individule who's life-style is supported by excuses.

You meet your best friend for lunch and they order the most expensive meal on the menu. The waiter hands you the bill - when it comes time to pay - your friend says, "I lost my debit card" or "I'll catch us up next time" or "I am a little short" or "You can afford this." We all know of them - This is an Excuserist

by doug Larson February 17, 2009