Shit On Your Existance

To disrespect, ostracize, or otherwise make somebody feel shame for something they have said or done.
"Ricky, you made me look like a fool."
"Actually this happens on a daily basis, because I love to shit on your existance."
by ghostbustingnigga November 1, 2008
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non-existent wang

A non-existent wang is a illlusory dick usually found (well not really found because it is nonexistent) on lax brahs and farmers. instead of a juicy dick that should reside inbetween the tanned thighs of these whoreish creatures, it is a dick deprived crotch that longs for a wang, yet will never have one.

Crack addicts are usually attracted to these as well.
by xobiddiesxo June 28, 2010
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Pre-existing condition

An old flame you can’t help hooking up with periodically, regardless of either person’s relationship status.
Amy: I can’t believe you slept with Adam after the class reunion. He’s engaged and you have a boyfriend!

Lola: Hey it wasn’t my fault. Adam is a pre-existing condition.
by builtforspeed July 25, 2018
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adam doesnt exist

Have you seen Adam and Zsófi in at the same time?

No,because Adam doesnt exist!
by Asfissia October 23, 2017
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Co-existing Sisters

This is when your parents make you and your sister, step sister, or half sister get along, but you both hate each other. So you make an agreement that you are going to co-exist, and you call your relationship coexisting, or 'co-existing sisters'!
Lena: I hate you and you hate me, and I don't want to deal with you when I get home from practice and school.

Kate: I hate you, too, and I don't want to be your sister.

Lena: Good, then we are co-existing sisters, because we have to behave but we don't want to be sisters.

Kate: Great! Goodnight, co-existing sister

Lena: Goodnight asshole.
by Dilligaf ismdiabod August 28, 2019
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Iowa Doesn't Exist

A band. Undoubtedly, one of the bands to ever exist. With tons of and, they have taken the US by storm and will go down in history as the band.
"Hey dude, did you see Iowa Doesn't Exist last night?"
"..who?"
by DudeBroKowski August 18, 2022
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phase from existence

To remove from our timeline
We all die when we phase from existence
by DreRoc September 6, 2021
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