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Existential Crisis

Existential crisis in the works:
Dan: Making some cereal......why do I exist? Life is pointless....
Dan: Time to make a video! So fun! .....One day I and everyone I love will be dead. We're so alone in the universe
by dungman October 14, 2013
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fully in existence

Something that stands out more than normally expected.
Person 1: That girl was cute, but she did have a big nose.
Person 2: Yea your right, it was fully in existence.
by RunTampa December 8, 2009
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epistemophilic

related to epistemophilia which means "love for knowledge" (usually excessive love).
He is an epistemophilic individual ( or has an epistemophilic personality ).
by blalboz January 28, 2012
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Exitron

The small robot man who controls the function of your anus. Exitron works tirelessly day-in and day-out to make sure no fecal matter falls from your butt hole without a proper notification before hand.

As you reach the age range of 65+, Exitron begins to deteriorate and waste can periodically leak from your anus without prior warning.
Colleen: I've been shitting myself a lot lately, should I be worried?
Scott: Eh, it's probably just your exitron, he may have started to deteriorate recently.
Colleen: Thank Moses! I was worried I had infected taste bud syndrome!
by TACOwhisperer August 7, 2011
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Bane of My Existence

To be the burden of your life whether in your particular moment or over the course of your life.
Mosquitoes are the bane of my existence. I hate them.
by eccedentesiast101 May 6, 2015
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Exited

The state of being so excited that, you foget to use the letter "C" or when your smartphone autocorrects you.
is it bad that my mother is exited and cant wait to see korn?! hahahaa!!! I love my mommy
by Archetype121 December 10, 2012
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existentialist

(n.) One who follows the philosophy of existentialism.

Existentialists get a bad rap due to the fact that some retards treat it as if it's a philosophy of despair. However, it's quite the contrary. While the philosophy does state that life has no meaning, the notion is not intended to make the individual powerless, but rather empowered to live life with a sense of exuberance and accomplishment in order to give meaning to his/her existence.

Furthermore, existentialism emphasizes individuality and personal responsibility for the ramifications that come with being an individual. Since the individual possesses the freedom of choice to choose his/her experiences and non-experiences, he/she is solely the one responsible for the consequences that come with these actions and non-actions.

In layman's terms, you shouldn't be a bitch and direct the finger of blame at somebody else for the shitty decisions you make in the process of finding yourself.

(adj.) Genearlly, a bullshit term the valley girls of the intellectual world will apply to describe, fallaciously(!!!), something synonymous to "angsty/edgy but, still, like, totally cool." These sentiments further tarnish the existentialist movement.
1. See also: The works of Jean Paul Sartre.
2. Ohmigawd, your lj poetry is, like, sOoO giving me an existentialist vibe.
by Katsu May 8, 2005
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