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*Stares in Erectile Dysfunction*

When you say something so cringey and disgusting yet you feel nothing about the person that you have wronged.. it gives the rest of us shivers. This is how we stare back at you.
Him: She looks fantastic absolutely gorgeous picture perfect so fine with everything in the rite places... alright alright alright

Us: *Stares in Erectile Dysfunction*
by DJ Dammit Man November 5, 2022
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Erectile Malfunction

The opposite of erectile dysfunction, where instead of a man’s penis unable to become erect, his penis is unable to become flaccid, thus forth remaining erect for an undisclosed amount of time.
“Man, I think I have erectile malfunction, it just won’t go down”
by A_Bisexual_Indian February 16, 2020
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Erectile mucus

A secondary or slang term for semen. Often used by people who are too ashamed to say semen, cum, jizz, etc.
Also often used just because it sounds funny
Honey, I accidentally got erectile mucus all over the dog
by JJ Andy January 1, 2019
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Erectile

Yo I saw you launch that erectile!
by The bro bro November 5, 2021
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