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blind spot enhancer

Another name for a cell phone without a headset used by a driver while driving. Causes the driver's blind spot to go from a minimal 15 degrees over either shoulder to a stunning 180 degrees on their right (or left) side, as they forget to check their mirrors before doing something stupid like cutting you off.

A good wingman is the best defense against drivers employing blind spot enhancers. Most traffic cops will accept this as a patent reason for getting caught in a speed trap in moderate traffic.
Tom: *driving to a party with Harry riding shotgun*
Harry: "Hey, Tom - this party's gonna be banging..."
Tom: "Yeah - it'll be off the hook!"
Harry: *looks out the passenger side* "Uh-oh... Bogey with a blind spot enhancer, 3-o-clock. You might wanna shake him before he..."
*Mr. Blind-Spot-Enhancer School-O-Driving starts drifting left, forcing Tom to do 88 to avoid getting hit*
Tom: *checks his mirrors* "That was close, hope the 5-0 flex that fool."
by zurielseven May 5, 2011
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enhack

A portmanteau of "enhance" and "hack". ("hack" is here used in the non-sensationalist sense of improvement on something by working on it with great interest, often in the context of open source software.)
Our own enhacked version of GNU Make adds some nifty new built-in functions.
by the-tml September 15, 2013
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enhance text

Make something more important, or if in a new artical make it more juicy.
Lets try to enhance text a bit. do you agree?
by anonymous January 14, 2018
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Enhanced Playtime

When a child drowns, waterboards, or otherwise tortures a stuffed animal or doll in order to get them to talk. But teddy ain’t no snitch.
“Her teddy bear lost an eye when it wouldn’t talk. She’s going to waterboard it later, sometimes enhanced playtime is the best strategy for gathering information
by Wypipo whisperer August 22, 2019
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The harshest form of community quarantine in the Philippines. It is equivalent to a lockdown.
The entire island of Luzon was placed under enhanced community quarantine beginning on Tuesday, March 17, 2020. It lasted until April 30 in some areas and May 15 in others.
by Etewilak May 6, 2021
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enhacommies

enhypen propaganda , the funniest engenephobic mf on ig
person1: did you see that post about jake's boobies?
person 2: damn that's hilarious
person 1: ikr , you should follow enhacommies rn!
by nihilist injeolmi October 27, 2021
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enhavim

Just like cake is the combination of many ingredients, enhavim combines vision, purpose, and mission to make your dreams come true.
Jack set his mind to his enhavim to help him with laser focus. Jill switched her purpose to enhavim to encompass her dream of a lifetime.
by LegacyChief January 21, 2022
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