Elmer

Elmer, aka the best boyfriend ever will basically just be the most perfect guy you’ll ever meet.

He’s nice, SMART AS HELL, cute and handsome AND WILL FUCK YOU SO GOOD MNMGHFNMMMMF

- God I met this guy, he’s so perfect!
- Is his name Elmer?
- No..?
- THEN DUMP HIM AND FIND YOURSELF AN ELMER

by mybootyjigglestoomuch January 15, 2025

helmeted elmer

A young child of either sex of the elementary school age who isn't fully retarded but still slightly slow that drinks way to much of their bottle of Elmer's school glue

The neighbors Helmeted Elmer boy clearly is drinking to much of his school glue, how else do you explain how slow he is when mom and dad are so smart

by frogqweef July 16, 2024

Elmer Fudge

When your coworker been saying Elmer Fudd's name wrong his whole life.

Is Elmer Fudge the guy with the gun and funny hat that hunts buggs bunny?

by Adt2chaos December 6, 2022

Elmer

A fucking chad

What an elmer

by acsm August 21, 2023

Elmered

Used to describe the experience of being harassed or stalked by a certain individual known as Elmer.

-Man I feel bad for her she got Elmered last week.

by Matarayos September 25, 2023

Elmer

Purveyor of Fruits
One of the original Vendors in the "Sandsverse"
Elmer is a Proboscis Monkey who is "Older than can be comprehended"
"Elmer is never not fucking"

Elmer and Morbitum created the fundamental aspects of our universe.

by DrewIsSleepy November 30, 2021