A rare and abnormally large bowl movement with signature length or girth or quantity because it resembles an Elk dropping.
An elk-loaf is often considered a masterpiece and thus frequently not flushed by the artist, so it's often associated with people prompting each other to go and view it.
An elk-loaf is often considered a masterpiece and thus frequently not flushed by the artist, so it's often associated with people prompting each other to go and view it.
1. Guys, I just laid an elk-loaf in there... I didn't have the heart to flush it.
2. Someone left an elk-loaf in the men's restroom... stall #2. You gotta go in there and look, that thing is enormous. I bet a 450 lb. person must have laid it.
2. Someone left an elk-loaf in the men's restroom... stall #2. You gotta go in there and look, that thing is enormous. I bet a 450 lb. person must have laid it.
by [502] KanocAnoc May 20, 2010
by oneofthehicks July 22, 2009
by Theidahokid October 23, 2019
a urban black male who is popular among the hipster crowd for drinking brutal beers they can't handle, leaning at high speed, and referring to part of anatomy as a chocolate torpedo.
black elk dont give a fuck
by bubblebuttman September 18, 2013
Elk Pro also known as Elk professional. One who’s profession is manually extracting seamen from a bull elk and artificially inseminating a cow elk.
by Dr. Ranger December 01, 2021
A man who has the look of someone who has been through war or tough times. He looks tanned, grizzled, experienced, with sinewy muscle, as described by Tim Kennedy referring to senior Special Forces types.
by Polynikes March 29, 2024
Sam: "My inside source tells me President Obama has won the election".
Bob: "You're just letting the elk loose, Sam".
Bob: "You're just letting the elk loose, Sam".
by nothingallthatnew November 07, 2012