A dumb nickname given to an athlete by an another athlete that plays for a franchise notorious for dumb things.
by Bgats9 September 10, 2020

Elke is the most special girl you will ever meet. She’s humble, kind, forgiving and the best therapist in town. She brings people together and will never fail to put a smile on their face, her smile can light up an entire city after dark. Her energy is golden and her gut feeling is always right, if you ever find Elke, keep her close and never let her go.
by Flowellis59 November 21, 2021

by oneofthehicks July 22, 2009

Elke …saying her name makes you feel that you are connected to something deeper and more profound. She loves with her whole heart. Nothing hurts her more than to know she has caused pain in a friend. It takes her days to recover from even the most minor transgression. She is fiercely protective of her friends and family. She loves comfort and seeks it with unabashed gusto. You will often find her ensconced in fluffy sheets and cushions etc. Do not under any circumstances think that she will forget a promise - one that you made or one that she made. She will not. She remembers everything. And she loves pizza.
Elke loves eating pizza with friends amongst her fluffy cushions and super fine bedding.
That Elke sure is hard to fool.
That Elke sure is hard to fool.
by Tina Marie Louise 44 November 27, 2021

Sam: "My inside source tells me President Obama has won the election".
Bob: "You're just letting the elk loose, Sam".
Bob: "You're just letting the elk loose, Sam".
by nothingallthatnew November 7, 2012

The most loving person in the world! She will do anything for the persons she loves, she’s honest and caring, very fashionable and classy.
If you have an Elke in your life, cherish her, keep her close to you, you’ll never find something better…
If you have an Elke in your life, cherish her, keep her close to you, you’ll never find something better…
by Molje November 24, 2021
