danish elephant

When you use cream cheese as lube for anal sex. Preferably strawberry for the asthetic of the color, but original will work ok in a pinch.

I had the best danish elephant in the Panera's men's room the other morning.

by DanishTrunk October 26, 2019

Danish

A Danish person is a person from Denmark who most likely loves potatoes so much they have at least one in their mouth at all times.

-I can't understand him
-No, he's Danish

by MenacingMorgan November 18, 2021

danish dipper

When you’re taking a shit and your dick dips in the water.

Bro 1: Bro I was taking cranky shit and done danish dippered myself!

Bro 2: Aw man I hate when that happens!

by TylerGrape January 26, 2023

danish Picnic

The act of shitting the bed and having sex in it.

"Honey, it's such a nice day, the kids are at grandma's. Do you want to have a danish picnic?"

by The burger king 69 June 28, 2023

Mathew Danish

A dumb fat wetback with a small penis and big fat head, he can't even walk upright.

Whoah look at that thicc nigga Mathew Danish, he so retarded i could bust one on him and he wouldn't even know!

by Gambit820 October 21, 2019

dunshaughlin

Dunshaughlin is a small town in meath. It is known for many things such as being superior to navan , ratoath and Ashbourne at gaa. Many dunshaughlin kids go to discos such as walterstown in search for a cheeky shift . Others will go to xangos looking to stick their fingers deep in young ones because of this navan lads get jelous

Dunshaughlin is so much better then navan

by Djskwoappa December 11, 2018

Cheese Danish

filling someone's ear with spooge, creating a delicious, swirled, creamy treat.

She was laying on her side when I blew my load, so I aimed for her ear and served up a cheese danish

by Sherf Turlet December 28, 2005