a situation in which one must release feces but cannot for fear of others heraing the feces dropping in the toilet - "plop"
by beast and stooge December 11, 2003
Get the Ugandian dilemma mug.The situation one faces if offered sex when one's poopchute is in a state of less-than-optimal hygiene. This may be due to splatter ass, lack of access to bathing facilities, or just plain laziness. The risks are to accept the sex and run the risk of being thought a skank or dirtball, or to turn down the sex even though you might avoid detection of your filthy fudgepipe.
Named for Beavis's alter ego, Cornholio, who always needs TP for his bunghole.
Named for Beavis's alter ego, Cornholio, who always needs TP for his bunghole.
I had just gotten back from a camping trip when my buddy's hot sister walked up the driveway and started coming on to me. Having gone three days without a bath, using only leaves for toilet paper, I thus experienced Cornholio's Dilemma.
by Gabby Johnson March 17, 2008
Get the Cornholio's Dilemma mug.If you've ever eaten a taco, or a particularly full sandwich, you have encountered the Taco Dilemma. The problem arises when you realize that your taco has so many toppings, and so much meat, that if you try to take a bite from one end, much of the contents will drop out the other side.
Thus, you are presented with a dilemma: Which end do you take, and which end do you sacrifice?
Thus, you are presented with a dilemma: Which end do you take, and which end do you sacrifice?
Carl pauses, taco in hand, and realizes the horror of the situation before him. Should he choose one end, he surely dooms the other to the horrible fate of falling, uneaten, to the plate.
His friend, Michael, notices Carl's hesitation. "Ah, the old Taco Dilemma, eh?"
His friend, Michael, notices Carl's hesitation. "Ah, the old Taco Dilemma, eh?"
by Tinglystix August 14, 2007
Get the Taco Dilemma mug.Pronounced du-bem. When a person is acting in a way that is deemed to be very stupid and has a lack of common sence.
by John Yanka November 19, 2007
Get the dubem mug.Stems from the uncertainty of whether a friend or acquaintence is going to greet you with a dap (first pound), or slap (hand slap), at the beginning or end of an encounter. This could get extremley awkward, as a situation may arise where Person A is preparing for a Dap and Person B is preparing for a slap. This causes each party to change hand positions. The split second before a greeting or goodbye, Person 1 may prepare to greet Person 2 with an open first, while Person 2 prepares to greet Person 1 with a closed fist. Instead of just one person switching positions to allow for an agreeable handshake, each person switchs, and the cycle continues. The longer it goes on, the more awkward it is.
"Dude, I saw Jim at the bar tonight and we fell victim to The Dap-Slap Dilemma". It lasted for about 2 minutes. It was SO AWKWARD!"
The Dap Slap Dilemma necessitates the need to call out what type of handshake you are going to perform before you greet or say goodbye to someone.
The Dap Slap Dilemma necessitates the need to call out what type of handshake you are going to perform before you greet or say goodbye to someone.
by wbkksfyj343 June 16, 2009
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It can be used as a replacement for all words (ie: dude, bro, NAME, etc.)
Manchu can be added to any word ending in man (ie: dudemanchu, e-manchu, etc.)
It can be used as a replacement for all words (ie: dude, bro, NAME, etc.)
Manchu can be added to any word ending in man (ie: dudemanchu, e-manchu, etc.)
by ¿DüDëMäN? May 24, 2007
Get the dudemanchu mug.without the handy pockets of his sport coat my husband faces the dilemman of whether or not to manccessorize with a murse when it is too freaking hot.
by caro* July 2, 2008
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