P'diddle

missing a front headlight or a white light

That pinto's got a p'diddle.

by dust bunny November 9, 2002

Diddle-Dicking Around

Wasting your time doing something, when you're supposed to be doing something else.

Dad: Quit diddle-dicking around, we've got to go!
Son: Yes, dad..

by BANDG33K_2009 March 26, 2011

mason dudley

A Kid who has big ass teeth and looks like a fucking rat

Mason Dudley:Want to go out with me

Girl:Nah you look like a fucking rat and you have big ass teeth your a fool lmfaooooo

by NiggerFaggotGod April 24, 2018

Jack Dudley

Fit lad with tons of abs and a great personality with autistic tendencies

OMG Wow that guy is a real jack Dudley

by Jack Dudley November 25, 2018

diddle-wiff

When you finger a woman, then proceed to rub your fingers under a friends nose

John just diddle-wiffed me and now my nose smells of vagina

by Kcasllab October 5, 2010

diddle kids

Something Frank does NOT do!

Frank: Do not diddle kids. It's no good diddling kids. I wouldn't do it with anybody younger than my daughter. No little kids, gotta be big. Younger than my wife, older than my daughter.

by Someone other than you. April 18, 2017

Diddle Dew

Pussy juice. When she makes that pussy so wet from diddling herself that it’s dripping down her legs.

I could see the diddle dew glistensing on her inner thighs.

I went down on her and slurped up her sweet diddle dew.

by Eaton Holgoode November 30, 2017