A landlord who repeatedly violates the 24-hour notification rule by showing up at your rental unannounced.
"Shit, the landlord is here!" you say.
"Did that pud call first?" I say.
"No." you say.
"Oh, that's the douchelord." I say. "Don't let him in."
"Did that pud call first?" I say.
"No." you say.
"Oh, that's the douchelord." I say. "Don't let him in."
by Chic Swank November 2, 2010
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One who demostrates the levels of being a douche to such a high degree that they could be a God of other douches. Their douchebaggery is off the charts.
President Obama was the biggest douchelord of all time.
Mayor Adler was the biggest douchelord in Austin, TX. Many douches admired and cherished him from California.
Mayor Adler was the biggest douchelord in Austin, TX. Many douches admired and cherished him from California.
by Braulz July 20, 2017
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John said he was going to come out last night and help us TP the neighbor's yard, but he chickened out and didn't show. He's such a douchecanoe.
by Wango Zango July 3, 2011
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2- A person so asinine that douchebag is too good for them.
2- A person so asinine that douchebag is too good for them.
Man, that's one hell of a douchecock. Your wife must have one clean vagina!
A frat guy. Or politician.
A frat guy. Or politician.
by Mizark Dizark December 7, 2006
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by popculturista June 12, 2008
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or all members of the United States Navy that wear khaki uniforms.
or all members of the United States Navy that wear khaki uniforms.
by Chode McGee May 26, 2007
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