doop salute

To salute any employee of Walmart or its supporting agencies.

I will give Sam Walton the Doop Salute.

by Billie Jean Doop March 10, 2009

doopshmuckle

When somone being is a doopshmuckle they are acting like a annoying old fat fuck. One who acts like a dick is constantly up their ass. Sad, and a party pooper.

Albert Damn Sam, Jim’s being a real doopshmuckle tonight.
Sam I know right! He acts like he has a dick up his ass or something.

by TheMoretsonPvP November 11, 2018

doophead

a crazy person who does whatever they want

shawn does whatever he wants therefore he is a doophead.

by Smash lee October 7, 2006

doopersmear

someone who picks up poop and draws on the wall like a crayon.

i just doopersmeared on your wall justin, bye i am leaving have a good day

by turtle head comin out ya buttt September 4, 2019

doomsday

(verb) When someone adamantly insists or fearmongers that some sort of monumental event will happen within the week! when the week has passed, and they've been proven wrong, they'll say within the month! Two months go by, but they still KNOW that it's going to happen soon.

Eve has been doomsdaying about it for months, and we didn't believe her, but Alice and Bob finally broke up...

by Jane Doe November 19, 2019

doomshippy

Gloomy, unpredictable and without precedent.

We are living today in doomshippy times.

by Bobsmart24 November 3, 2020

Doomsterbating

When you are doomscrolling social media and come across a sexy advertisement or ex gf post and end up masturbating.

I was endlessly scrolling Instagram and came across this chick whose ass I ate. Next thing I know I was balls deep in my fleshlight doomsterbating.

by Chester_83 January 19, 2021