Ima Doofus

See 'Jesus Christ'

Holy fucking Moses! It's Ima Doofus! I think we ought to give him money.

by asdf December 12, 2003

Goober Doofus

Your best friend who is an entertaining moron to watch, but is still a great lad to be with.

Guy-1: Jake you are the biggest goober doofus I have ever meet.
Jake: Look I didn't mean to run head first in that wall!
Guy-1: DUDE you put a head shaped hole in the wall.
Jake: Somebody put a wall in my way and that was that.
Guy-1: Oh my god Jake.

by You Didn't Have To Cu- April 26, 2022

Goofy Doofus

A hateable goofy goober.

Person 1 : *Being annoying yet silly*
Person 2: Omg you're being such a goofy Doofus right now!

by LocalPerson March 17, 2025

Absolute Doofus

Someone who is a little bit stupid, but you don't want to tell them that so you say this instead as a "joke"

OH MY GOD YOU ABSOLUTE DOOFUS WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT

by Jaquavious The Alien™ August 31, 2025

Ding Dong Doofus Fuck

A name fitting those who do stuff like going outside in the winter without a coat and complain about how cold it is.

George: When I jumped in the ocean no one told me I was gonna get soaked!
Joe: you Ding Dong Doofus Fuck

by Incognito_Man January 11, 2021

Doofspring

The offspring of a doofus, generally inheriting the intelligence of the parents.

The dumbass at work who swiped my stapler has a picture of his doofspring on his desk. They look as stupid as he does.

by akbiv October 27, 2009

Doofism

Doofism is the religion of DrDoofensmirtz from the show Phineas and Ferb. DrDoofensmirtz is our lord and savior.

I believe in doofism, and you should too!

by Doofism Believer October 13, 2020