don’t @ me

don’t tell people it was me

jenny: “ hey i heard you liked john”

me: “ hey bro don’t @ me”

by michelle morgan November 23, 2018

don’t you have

A term, typically used when you fail chemistry.

“I didn’t prepare my chemistry exam”
“Don’t you have”

by _bratgirl15 November 26, 2021

don’t drop the shoe

Basically means don’t fuck up.

*Pressure filled situation*
“Come on Tara, don’t drop the shoe!!!”
*fails*
“Damn Tara, you dropped the shoe.”

by Elpreblo September 22, 2021

Don’t get knitted.

Don’t get knitted is an expression used by teenagers to express disgust or surprise. Knit has many definitions so is interchangeable as the situation depends.

Elektra: What does passion fruit taste like?

Samantha: A fruit?

Elektra: Don’t get knitted. 😂

by Into_The_Woods November 08, 2018

white don’t ripe

describes a white person who ages well

John’s skin doesn’t have any wrinkles, proving that for some caucasians, white don’t ripe.

by jasonblais450 November 28, 2021

Lick it, Don’t Ticket

When you lick a Statey’s cock to avoid a traffic ticket

So, I got pulled over for speeding, so I decided to do Lick it, Don’t Ticket

by CrazeeRed October 04, 2019

Don’t take a picture

Used to convey that the speaker does not want remember the current state they are in.

Coined by R.E.M. in the song “Bad Day”.

“It’s been a bad day, please don’t take a picture.”

by MaybeARealWord March 31, 2021