Diglet

A Ground pokemon that resembles a phallus sticking out from
the ground.

Diglet, use dig! Now pop out of the ground under where I'm sitting!

by wadduyamacallit December 28, 2005

diglett

A small dick shaped pokemon that sometimes likes to gather in a trio for orgies. Then repeatedly bobs up and down in an in and out motion yelling its name, slowly escalating into an eruption of a fountain of white colored milk that resulted in the creation of mt. moon.

"Dude that chick totally wanted a diglett last night."

"I think that diglett from last week gave me the herps."

by Mooksy June 1, 2009

Daylen

A man with great artistic talents, video game intelligence and plays video games to be OP, he is a man that everyone women wants but he is very picky with his women.

Girl: Wow he's so Daylen with his new drawing that came out.
Girl 2: I like him but he doesn't seem to like me.

by Agentmudkipz October 13, 2013

The Friday Night Dilemma

When your with your friends on a Friday night, and walk around town hopelessly in search of something to do. It usually ends in failure, making everybody wanting to go home hoping tomorrow will be a better day. Worse of all, its a complete waste of your Friday night

Boy 1: Shit dude, we're stuck in the Friday night dilemma again.. WHAT CAN WE DO!?"

Boy 2: How about we go over my house and play COD?"

Boy 3: Fuck COD dude, If i wanted to stay in tonight I would've.. how about we walk over down to the mall and try to get some girls? Maybe we'll get lucky!

Boy 4: Screw your shit, we did this last week. Listen, I'm going home, tonight fucking sucked.

Boy 1: OH COME ON! Listen, how about we smoke some of my bud and we'll go watch a movie at my place?

Boy 2: Fuck it, I don't even want to. Tonight sucks and you know it, peace bro.

by alexandah November 15, 2010

Dilettante

A person who has superficial interest in a subject but lacks real knowledge of it.

"Herschel! Who does Kenneth remind you of?"
"I dunno. Who?"
"Elton! He is such a dilettante!"

by Babydoll75 March 8, 2019

dialectist

n. & adj.

One who believes that a particular dialect is superior to others.

dialectism di'a-lec''ti'sm n.

Some Britons have a dialectist attitude in that they believe American English is a harsh-sounding English dialect, claiming that it is a greatly mutilated form of British English.

by Miguel88 May 2, 2007

Dilettwat

An inept dilettante without redeeming qualities. A self-absorbed person who repeatedly fails to figure out what they "want to do with their life." Whenever you talk to them, they harp on all the new, pretentious stuff they're doing badly. Dilettwats lack any semblance of grit. They are take off on flights of fancy about their futures, but forsake plans at the first sign of adversity. You have little hope for them. They are so navel-gazing and annoying you do not even want them succeed. When conversing with a dilettwat, if you start talking about yourself, their eyes glaze over and you can tell they're thinking about one of their crackpot projects. The best thing to do when stuck talking to a dilettwat at a party is to chug your beer, excuse yourself and walk away shaking your head.

Bob: Hey Dill, how’s it going?
Dill *sad and frustrated*: Horrible. I slept in and missed yoga class this morning. Then I fell off my unicycle. Then I got so mad 'cause I just couldn't figure out this Bob Marley song on my uke. Then, to top it all off, I got stung like fifteen times trying to harvest the honey from my beehives!
Bob: Dude, do you even have a job.
Dill: ...job?
Bob *shaking head and walking away*: You’re such a dilettwat.

by gallimaufabout August 4, 2016