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weapons of mass distraction

This definition on Urban Dictionary which you just wasted precious seconds of your life reading
Get Trolled noob.
(also I have to include weapons of mass distraction somewhere in the definition so here it is)
by SubconsciousDeviant March 30, 2022
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Global Climate Disruption

The new phrase for Climate Change:

After the massive carbon creating climate meetings at Copenhagen failed this phrase was to be the new name of Climate Change, which just a year prior was known as Global Warming, which 35 years ago was known as Global Cooling.

On the official website for Climate Disruption they explain that it's now a more "accurate" term than Climate Change and Global Warming, which are now believed to be bullshit by the general public.
Ignorant Greenie: Ohhh noes, a Hurricane, Florida is suffering from severe Global Climate Disruption!!!

Me: It's called Hurricane Season and has been happening for thousands of years.
by thetrapper December 28, 2010
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distractional

Our lives revolve around things like cars/media/TECH which are positive distractions in our lifestyle
Yo that hoverboard is dope, very distractional!
by www.distractional.com March 8, 2016
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distraction nap

nap you take to distract yourself,
specifically to distract yourself if a S.O isn't replying to a text.
me: "brb guys, gonna take a distraction nap because he ain't replying"
by okokoklalala May 2, 2023
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Facebook Distraction

This problem occurs when someone gets on facebook for a specific reason, then becomes distracted by other peoples posts and then finally, forgets what it was they had originally intended to do.
-logs onto facebook

-see's a funny status

-likes funny status

-starts browsing pictures

-starts visiting friends friends and looking up random people

-tries to think of a clever status but fails

-realizes they dont remember what they got on facebook for in the first place.

/Facebook Distraction
by Blofu February 13, 2012
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Balls Distraction

When you get a tatoo underneath your ball sack and use it as a distraction to shit all over a girls face while she is licking your asshole.
"Dude I was pissed at this girl so I gave her a balls distraction"
"What was the tatoo of?"
"It was of Spiderman fighting Jaws with a laser attactched to his butt hole"
by Brotherjoo January 4, 2008
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ejaction distraction

An imaginary object used to distract the man during sex in order to delay ejaculation for however long he wants. Demands concentration and practice.
Henry: So did you get laid last night?
Arnold: Yeah... I came too fast.
Henry: Did you employ an ejaction distraction?
Arnold: No...
by idiot_bag December 30, 2007
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