Mega Destruction Dark Ball of Darkness and Destruction

What a friendly old man tends to use to convince people to help him with something that will help humanity as a whole.

Old man: X-BLADE!
(Please use the darkness.)

Disobedient teenager: Why would I use the darkness?

Old man: X-BLADE!
(Because it's for everyone's sake.)

Teenager: Okay I DON'T believe you.

Old man: X-BLADE!
(Mega Destruction Dark Ball of Darkness and Destruction)

Teenager: Ouchi ouch!

Old man: X-BLADE!
(Use the darkness.)

Teenager: okay sure

Old man: X-BLADE!
(You will even get my expert diplomatic skills by using it)

Teenager, who is also an old man now: X-BLADE!
(Okay I believe you.)

by Consarn December 1, 2018

weapons of mass destruction

a general term used to describe nonexistant items. Similiar to the unicorn, Tooth Fairy, Loch Ness Monster or contents of Al Capone's vault.

Iraq has many weapons of mass destruction.

by Colin Bowel September 29, 2003

dickstraction

Having too many available boys in the immediate or extended area distracting one from getting things done.

"I would be writing my paper in my boyfriend's dorm room, but he's such a dickstraction!"

"Jane didn't stay true to her boyfriend Johnny back home during her first semester in college because there were far too many dickstractions around campus... sorry Johnny."

by Maggie Mead December 13, 2005

X-ray diffraction

If you don't know the answer to a chemistry question, put "X-ray diffraction"

"How do you determine the electronegativity of an element?"
"X-ray diffraction"

"What's on the test today?"
"X-ray diffraction"

"What's the meaning of life?"
"X-ray diffraction"

When in doubt, X-ray diffraction.

by Eric Guan March 4, 2008

Destruction

Thrash metal band from Germany formed in 1982. Considered to be part of the unholy triumvirate of German thrash alongside Sodom and Kreator.

Destruction are a very underrated thrash metal band.

by Monster Hesh January 1, 2009

anal destruction

The aftermath of vigorous anal sex, especially when the pitcher has a large penis.

Phil was fucking Mary in the ass at 100mph with his 15inch penis he caused some serious anal destruction... she couldn't walk correctly after that.

by ReynaReaktor April 26, 2006

You are on the way to destruction

See All your base are belong to us for the full history of this textbook example of Engrish.

In America, you are on the way to destruction. In Societ Russia, destruction is on the way to YOU!

by Seahen August 6, 2006