by Sampsonite7187 September 5, 2016
Get the discrating mug.An object that is not really there that you want your freinds(OR FOE) to look at.
Could range to you wanting them to look away so you can do something that you dont want them to see. also you could be trying to Ditch them.
Replaces lame ditching tehniques like ."hey look a dead bird(while pointing up).
Could range to you wanting them to look away so you can do something that you dont want them to see. also you could be trying to Ditch them.
Replaces lame ditching tehniques like ."hey look a dead bird(while pointing up).
Lenny: Hey look, an Obvious Distraction!
Random Guy: OMG, were!!!??!. (looks)
Lenny: Swipes Random Guys lunch and runs.
Random Guy: OMG, were!!!??!. (looks)
Lenny: Swipes Random Guys lunch and runs.
by Pimpmaster General. March 1, 2010
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Noun - When a person attempts to be discreet but accidentaly leaves a trace of 'something' (usually a bodily solid, liquid or gas) behind.
1. "That hot girl in the mini left that brown discreetion on your couch!"
2. "I know I inturupted my boss while he was masturbating. I shook his hand and there were discreetions..."
2. "I know I inturupted my boss while he was masturbating. I shook his hand and there were discreetions..."
by Takes-Shit-Standing July 18, 2012
Get the discreetion mug.What the right wing media does with their left hand, so that you don't notice them reducing your wages, benefits, retirement and rights to privacy, organization and human treatment by your employer and government with the other hand. Seeright wing paranoid wackosouthern redneck
They're going to take your guns!!!!! What do you mean they gave the corporations individual rights without having to pay individual income tax?
Watch my left hand, pay no attention to the oil company (distraction) behind the screen.
Watch my left hand, pay no attention to the oil company (distraction) behind the screen.
by Duke Mt. one January 19, 2011
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(also I have to include weapons of mass distraction somewhere in the definition so here it is)
(also I have to include weapons of mass distraction somewhere in the definition so here it is)
by SubconsciousDeviant March 30, 2022
Get the weapons of mass distraction mug.The new phrase for Climate Change:
After the massive carbon creating climate meetings at Copenhagen failed this phrase was to be the new name of Climate Change, which just a year prior was known as Global Warming, which 35 years ago was known as Global Cooling.
On the official website for Climate Disruption they explain that it's now a more "accurate" term than Climate Change and Global Warming, which are now believed to be bullshit by the general public.
After the massive carbon creating climate meetings at Copenhagen failed this phrase was to be the new name of Climate Change, which just a year prior was known as Global Warming, which 35 years ago was known as Global Cooling.
On the official website for Climate Disruption they explain that it's now a more "accurate" term than Climate Change and Global Warming, which are now believed to be bullshit by the general public.
Ignorant Greenie: Ohhh noes, a Hurricane, Florida is suffering from severe Global Climate Disruption!!!
Me: It's called Hurricane Season and has been happening for thousands of years.
Me: It's called Hurricane Season and has been happening for thousands of years.
by thetrapper December 28, 2010
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