dink

A disguised term of endearment used by a homosexual husband to his unsuspecting wife, often an inside joke between he and his gay lover from work.

When he called her "dink," it slightly filled the unexplained emptiness she felt inside.

by Sal-E June 16, 2012

dink

A tiny little cock.

He had a dink but he didn't care because she sucked it anyway.

by poopyfartsy October 9, 2007

dink[dinked]

when a girl after jerking off her patner (usally a man) preceeds to wipe off the said partner's own skeet on their stomach can also be used as an adjective to describe a pompase asshole. also see douche bag.

skiff: man what did you after you gave him a handjob?
deter: i dinked him!!!!
skiff: what did he do?
deter: doesn't matter.... he's a dink

dinkdinked

by deter&skiff August 15, 2007

dink

A "family" with Dual Income & No Kids or a member of such a "family".

Dinks would rather spend their money on luxury cars and vacations than on child expenses.

Dink Member: Awwwwww your kid soooo cute!

Actual Parent: If you pay her tuition you can hold her, otherwise fuck off you dink!

by AbnormalBoy May 24, 2004

dink dink

any one who does something stupid

yo that kid dennis is such a dink dink

by asdfsdaf April 20, 2008

DINK

Either individual of a marriage in which both are employed or receiving an income and neither have kids.

(Dual Income No Kids)

"Honey, I feel bad taking our kids to that dink house, you know it's not childproof.

or, "Yes, my husband and I are dinks.
(Dual Income No Kids)

by local dink December 29, 2008

dinked

The removed status of the larger (jukebox) hole in a 7", 45rpm vinyl record

I bought the record to use in my jukebox, and was happy to find it came already dinked.

by Matt Barker July 22, 2005