dinging

a term used to describe someone who is tripping on an illicit substance.

"Dude did u see Dan dinging last night"
"Yeh man he was off tap"

by spanky ham doesnt care April 15, 2008

Shit Dialing

Clutching your cell phone and trying to text or call in a semi-conscious inebriated state while writhing around on the bathroom floor covered in your own poo, pee, and vomit. See also Poo Texting.

That bitch had to be taken out of our restaurant by paramedics in trash bags because she was found Shit Dialing in our bathroom! Talk about taking out the trash!

by VenerableBean July 6, 2011

dangling the carrot

Like dangling a carrot in front of a horse. A tease

"She keeps telling me She wants to have sex. I think she's just dangling the carrot"

by deathisajoy January 7, 2016

dondalinger

a person with a well below average IQ.

George Bush can't give a speech without fucking it up. Most of the time it sounds like he has 50 kids with down sydrome writing for him. What a dondalinger.

by crackspoon March 10, 2009

Dangling Disappointment

Used to describe someone's penis that is less than blessed. A very small penis.

I hope this girl I met last night is ready for 2 and a half inches of dangling disappointment!!

by Stitchking July 29, 2011

dangling bacon

It's when a woman's vagina is so streched out that her inner lips resemble dangling bacon.

Cara Browning Chapman needs vagioplasti to correct her dangling bacon

by missing elements September 27, 2013

Dangling Cheese

The jizz that dangles.

Babe I have a dangling cheese on my tip, can you lick it off?

by OLA MY NAME IS JUAN September 3, 2016