Digital Door Slam

DDS Digital Door Slam

DDS Digital Door Slam
Girl: "Why do you treat me like some dumb sorority girl?"
Guy: "It's not how it looks. I really do care about you..."
Girl: "Well then what's with those pictures of you and my roommate?"
Guy: "Sorry?"
...
Guy: "Hello?"
...
Guy: "Did you just DDS me?"
Girl is offline.

by collyrobbins October 8, 2009

digital burger flipper

A tech support person devoid of any analytical or troubleshooting skills. One who reboots, reinstalls, and swaps parts instead of trying to figure out the problem. Also referred to as a "DBF".

The digital burger flipper's been here three times and the printer's still fucked up.

by Snad October 12, 2008

Digital Vice

The very best in Electronic Sports coverage in the world.

"Digital Vice's arcade isn't blocked at school"

by Digital-Vice February 17, 2009

Digital Cleanse

To eradicate cell phone emails, texting, social networking (Facebook, Twitter) and only use email only from laptop or desktop computers. No visiting entertainment or gossip sights either for 7 days. All too purge useless information from an already overstuffed brain.

Wow I feel so much better after my 'digital cleanse' and had so much free time, much more effective that colon cleansing, i must say.

by digital cleanse team January 27, 2010

Digital Lasagna

When a photoshop file has hundreds of unnamed layers.

OMG - Monica's files are so unorganized with so many unnamed, superfluous layers, it looks like digital lasagna.

by MPISA August 17, 2010

digital foresight

When you do not post, send or share anything you will regret later.

I am so glad I had the digital foresight not to send that email to my mother-in-law when I was mad at her.

by debbie desmoines July 11, 2011

digital delete

The act of removing a persons contact information from your mobile device after it ends. You get caught in a digital delete when said person texts you after the deletion and you respond with “who is this” and they know that you deleted them.

Amy: Yeah he's a douche. He totally stood me up last night and never called.
Sylvia: Digital Delete.

by Natasha Love October 6, 2013