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Dick Cheese

The stuff you get on your penis after you dont wash it. Dick Cheese can also be used as an insult that will leave the enemy even more stupid than he was before.

It is also what Big Les calls Nordan in Season 3 Episode 7 of The Big Les Show.
Les: Hey Nordan... Nordan... Cum... Oi dickhead... Dick Cheese

Nordan: Oh my God, I hate this fucking town
by paul8m3 February 8, 2022
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semen that has been left to undergo fermentation on a dick. please for the sake of everyone. WASH YO PICKLE
girl 1: i was gonna give him head but then...
girl 2: oh no...dont tell me....
girl 1: *sniffs* t-there was...
girl 2: NO ! no dont say it
girl 1: d-dick cheese
by comeoverwhenyouresober March 19, 2022
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means the dick looking cheese under your foreskin on your penis if you have this cheese you need to wash your penis ASAP!
yo sup rich i was jacking off yesterday and i thought i came but instead it was my dick cheese.
by kaydeng569 March 29, 2022
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When someone puts cheese under their foreskin and lets it ferment for 2-3 days. They put it in a bag with small cockroaches and usually dump it on somone or throw it at someone.
That fucking idiot threw some dick cheese on me
by Shoe_stealer64 May 21, 2022
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The act of sticking your penis in hot cheese and having your boyfriend or girlfriend like it like a corndog
Ayo babe, want some dick cheese?
by Gpdong June 9, 2022
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A combination of gross things fro the penis that forms a gross substance called dick cheese (usually comes from uncircumcised dicks)
I Went to the bathroom and saw dick cheese galore
by Mr.toiletshit June 12, 2022
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The pure definition of dick cheese is basically Craig Somerville
by Friendly banterman September 12, 2022
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