dim or dib

when one asks someone if they would rather have a dick in their mouth or a dick in their butt

Hey! Peter, "would u rather have a dim or dib?"

by dont touch me turkey March 1, 2015

Mouth-dibs

Mouth-dibs is an utterance used to secure "dibs" on the oral cavity of a female prior to engaging in multi-partner intercourse. It is customary, when running a train on a girl with a questionable sexual history, for a participant to call "mouth-dibs", thereby mitigating their personal risk of contracting a venereal disease as a result of the escapade.

Bob "Hey, Sally wants us to come over and put her in some finger-cuffs later!!"

Stan " I guess, dude, but I call "mouth-dibs" on that bitch......I don't like the way her resume reads!!"

by Timmy the Hutt March 20, 2011

Dib-crazy

when someone suffers a sudden, violent mental breakdown (often including flailing of the arms, incoherent babbling and/or screaming, and foaming from the mouth)

"Oh noes! He's gone Dib-crazy!"

by Laurel Chaisson June 22, 2006

total dibs

Similar to dibs but with more authority.

Matt: I have total dibs on that Smash Ball!
Cody: I was going to get that. Oh well.

by Ziekerz March 13, 2008

Counter-Dibs

The act of reversing a previous "dibs".

John: "Dibs on that piece of pizza"
Emily: "What? No! Counter-Dibs!"

by GoodLuckHaveBatman April 15, 2011

Dibs out

Calling dibs out is an informal convention where one declares a first claim not to do something that no individual otherwise has any clearly recognized duty.

Person 1: I need a volunteer for this job.
Person 2: Dibs out.

by dibsout January 28, 2012

Dib Dab

1. An item of confectionary where u dip a lollipop into a pit of sherbet.

2. Also... a way of makin someone who is cool sound very uncool

1. "brb, gonna buy a dib dab"

2. Imagine Samuel L. Jackson in a film sayin, "Im gonna get myself a mother fuckin' Dib Dab fool." - not cool at all

by Dib Dab Fiend July 14, 2006