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dingle hopper

a fork. best described on the disney movie the little mermaid.
This here dingle hopper is for eatin'.
by xalcoholx April 17, 2006
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dingleberry

A smallish, semi-dry, extraordinarily tenacious remnant of fecal matter which, when unwittingly rolled into a mixture with toilet paper lint by the action of wiping, becomes almost irremovably entangled among ones anal hair, a situationality exacerbated by the vigorous chafing and friction between the buttocks and most commonly remedied by the sad and almost entirely unavoidable remedy of plucking out at its root the individual hair to which each dingleberry is conjoined. Of related interest, dingleberries are often noted as having the vague odor of undigested corn or peanuts.
*Plink*

Ouch! Son of a bitch, that hurt!

Then, dingleberry is uphelp by a coarse and curly hair between the fingers about 6 inches in front of the face and marveled at by the viewer, who experiences waves of anger, wonder, and bitterness while contemplating in earnest the sordid and very stupid affair of shaving the unfortunate crease in his or her own ass.
by Joatamon December 28, 2005
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dingle berry

A small piece of poo clinging for dear life on the ass hair like it's the gym rope
Ahhh! where are the scissors!
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Dingle Cherry

When dried up period blood is clumped together nicely on a females vagina.
"Alright, who used my toothbrush to clean off their dingle cherrys?"

David: "Dude did you see the Bloody Mary's vagina!?"
DJ: "Yeah she had mad dingle cherries!"
by Chief G May 14, 2008
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dingleberry wine

The sweat in the crack of your ass that ferments on sweltering hot days.
This will be a good year for dingleberry wine.
by Sixpack Amaru July 18, 2006
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Detroit Dangle

This is when your spouse, loved one, or cracked out prostitute is sleeping and you dangle your junk in their face, just perched there, waiting for them to awaken from their slumber and find a surprise.(works well when you get out of the shower)
My damn crackhead wife passed out the other night so I gav 'er the 'Ol Detroit Dangle ta teacher a lesson.
by zaczimmer April 20, 2009
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Bianca diAngelo

fictional character from Rick Riordan's book series Percy Jackson and the Olympians; sister of Nico diAngelo
by Alithe-Cambre December 24, 2014
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