by such-a-day it was November 24, 2021

a place where women spray beer over their face before smashing the container on their head before attempting to drop in from a rooftop onto a porch eve. necessary background; kid flipping the middle finger and a pig giving no fucks
by isawred November 29, 2018

Being unable to raise another venture fund because of the poor performance of your previous investments, but passing it off like you're opening a new chapter in your life and feel the need to tell everyone about your journey.
I heard he handled it like Destin., He's gone and done a Destin there., Did you hear about that guy who shuttered his fund?... yeah, looks like he's doing a Destin.
by JC477 December 7, 2023

There's a sheyla drinking beer and hitting herself on the head with the empty can. She tries to be Tony Hawk and she fails hard, falling multiple times along the roof of the house. She lays there for a while, alive, but probably hurting. There's also a kid, who's giving her the finger (it's probably her disrespectful son). To the right there's a fire annnd... THERE'S A FAT PIG!
"If someone could write about this being the new definition of destination fucked on Urban Dictionary, that would be great!"
by __baka_ November 30, 2018

A brutal fistfight between two people without any intervention.
The term comes from the Super Smash Bros. series, specifically from e-sports competitions. This type of match is very common because Final Destination is a "pure" stage, with no platforms, walls, or slopes, so it depends only on skill.
The term comes from the Super Smash Bros. series, specifically from e-sports competitions. This type of match is very common because Final Destination is a "pure" stage, with no platforms, walls, or slopes, so it depends only on skill.
A: What happened? Why is he so beaten up?
B: He just had a 1v1 Final Destination No Items Match with his coworker.
B: He just had a 1v1 Final Destination No Items Match with his coworker.
by Filename99 September 1, 2023

When your missus drinks a can of beer, smashes it on her head, then tries to ride a skateboard off the roof and smacks her face so your son flips her the bird and yells out "fuck you ya bitch" and your pet pig is chilling in the corner of the back yard chewing on your baby's head.
by You're not my real dad May 14, 2019

When you skip your responsibilities due to laziness or a female that requires all of your time. This is typically a long term ordeal.
1) Ayo why’d you skip that long run, do you have destinitis?
2) Boys I think i’m down with the symptoms of destinitus.
2) Boys I think i’m down with the symptoms of destinitus.
by CureDestinitis February 6, 2022
