the derp

The derp is is a shy girl who smart and pretty, but also owns a my little pony fuck doll.

Hey, do you know who your new neighbor is? No but I heard she was a derp. The derp? Yea, that one.

by Kn1fewound January 26, 2021

Derping

Being scared and coughing simultaneously.

Oh god, I was playing this game and I started derping so hard!

by Ratswithhats December 4, 2020

derp

how the fuck do you not understand

Izzy: Sedivib.
Brolyn: What?
Izzy: Derp.

by GinGin5 October 9, 2018

Derping

Being scared and coughing.

Bob: Hey! What's wrong with Kevin?
Pierre: Don't worry, he's just derping because he keeps dying in the scary game.

by Le French Man December 3, 2020

Derping

scared and coughing

Person A: Don't make me derp
Person B: What do you mean
Person A: Just start violently coughing at you. Derping

by Dissentrix December 3, 2020

Derping

Scared and coughing.

Kevin is always derping.

by froggay December 3, 2020

Derping

scared and coughing

i'm just derping so hard

by My Alias Was Taken December 3, 2020