State Dependant Presentation

When one needs to be intoxicated in order to stand up in front of a group of people to give a oral presentation.
The only way to be successful is too alter ones state of mind.

I have a state dependant presentation later today, I better start drinking now.

by River21 December 15, 2013

Depends

A name brand, and also a word used when the answer is based off of a decision.

"It depends, J.T." "That's a name brand, Zachary"

by Pedro K. Hasseem December 06, 2017

Alcohol dependence

An 18yo white girl

1: I think I have alcohol dependence
2: Well, of course, you do, you're an 18yo white girl

by the_defineer69 March 10, 2020

human dependence

when things relie on pepole to thrive.

An ecosystem that is very heavy on human dependence.

by sussy amogus imposter#7 August 31, 2021

dependency injection

A braindead way to say "passing arguments." Spooky arguments at a distance.

You are a Java program invoked via dependency injection.

You wake up, and your muscles and bones are shoved into place just before you move. You go to wash your hair but it fails to materialize and the universe ends.

by kraaaal November 21, 2018

depends dropper

What a grandpa blue mustang causes the senior citizens to do

Wow that is a nice depends dropper there, it will take first in the car show

by BH6500 January 18, 2021

Hair-Dependent

Someone whose hair is the only most 'attractive' part of her/his overall body, people love hairdependent-people because of their 'hairstyle', not because of their 'body' or 'face'.. Their body/face is usually ugly as fuck.

e.g Sarah Jessica Parker, George Clooney, Niall Horan, Harry Styles, 99% of the female-models.

Jennifer: god, niall horan is so sexy

Kate: he's hair-dependent. only his hair is sexy, his face looks like a baked waffle wtf

by CharmScorp July 02, 2013