Denied

So close - and yet so far.

He shoots, he sco- Oh. Denied....

by Evil Pete March 10, 2003

deepism

The study of conditions of thought, commonly associated with the names of people who felt like patenting their moodiness. Deepism is often displayed as random name-dropping in a futile attempt to make the "dropper" seem intellectual.

"Gary is always going on about nihilistic tendencies... he is so lost in deepism!"

by Oren3223 September 15, 2007

dendiosis

A potentially serious condition in which one's sensitivity is impaired either physically or emotionally, or both. This includes the inability to feel burns and cuts on one's chest, or the ability to connect with one's roommate. Also known as antisensualism.

Megan 1: Hi, nice to meet you! ::offers to shake hand::
Megan 2: As I have a bad case of dendiosis, let's keep those fingers from clasping
Megan 1: Wow, that is really not interesting!

by EkariKeimai July 30, 2020

pawsible deniability

When a kitty is so cute that it couldn't possible have committed the crime.

Did the cat poop on the carpet? No way, look at that face! He's got pawsible deniability.

by sirbennetj May 13, 2015

Losing Candidate Denial

The condition where people refuse to remove a bumper sticker that displays their losing Presidential Candidate choice.

Look at that fool, he STILL has THREE McCain/Palin bumper stickers on his car's ass. Talk about a serious case of Losing Candidate Denial.

by renoryn January 6, 2009

Leave Request Denied

Leave Request Denied is a term often heard in all branches of the Canadian Forces.

When a request is passed up a military chain of command in order to be given temporary leave or time off from training (typically because of school or if you happen to be a part of the McGill Hybrid Racer Design Team), it goes through several stages.

Several officers may approve the memo on its way up, but as it very often occurs, once the memo has reached the top it will ultimately get denied.

The memo would then be returned to the sender with "request denied" or "leave request denied" written on it.

"I recommend we approve this request due to it being related to school".

"Leave request denied".

FUUUUUUUUUUUU...

by Magistrate88 September 23, 2010

gay in denial

a homophobic person that is actually gay but denies it; they tend to experience internalized homophobia causing them to not acknowledge the fact that they’re a homosexual.

homophobe: im straight!!
everyone: omg they’re gay in denial

by steveisbitchless August 15, 2022