Reverse John Deere

When you pick up a girl during sex, spread her legs, grab her shoulders and carry her around making combine noises. Being a John Deere combine.

I harvested the corn last night doing the reverse John Deere with Sara

by Mitch Briggs December 31, 2020

texas deer

A female who resembles a texas deer: small body, but a huge rack.

Porn Star Crissy Moran is a texas deer.

Adam: "Hey Matt, check out that texas deer!"
Matt: "Nice. She must be a size 1, but those are at least size D boobs."

by hooked on crack June 5, 2010

drug dealer

Someone who simply provides a service to people who demand it.

"Drug dealers don't SELL people drugs, they OFFER people drugs."

by 'sup P June 9, 2005

Drug dealer moment

When your doctor prescribes you a controlled substance (like adderall, vicodin/lortab, Xanax, etc.) and you have the thought "I wonder how much this would sell for".... Usually from the fact that the medicine is not needed or completely outrageous in terms of it actually being needed.

Dr. Doctor: I'm writing you a precripition for 160MG of OxyContin with no Tylenol, 220 quantity since your in so much pain from your hang nail...I can also write you a prescription for 900mg of diamorphine if needed...
Person: thanks..... *thinks*: ZOMG SICK ILL MAKE 2grand OFF THIS SHIT WHEN I SELL IT TO THE RICH DRUGGIES AT MY SCHOOL!!!! DRUG DEALER MOMENT FTW!!!

by CTU_FieldAgent200 October 7, 2010

Deeraj

A verb which essentially means relax and let go of whats bothering you

Dude so what if you failed your test. Just deeraj about it

by casillas beast June 29, 2020

delerium

Great electronic band. Intentional wrong spelling.

Sarah McLachlan only sang one song with Delerium, please don't believe all the fools who rename files on Kazaa.

by Brilhasti August 22, 2003

Deer Lakes

formally known as queer lakes, deer lakes is filled with two faced sluts who can’t keep their hands to themselves. unlike every other school, the football team is awful. i’m talking dreadfully awful. i heard students wanted to save their money from the football tickets to buy air pods. if you’re lucky, if you go to deer lakes you won’t run into the hicks (tbh they are pretty scary). but you know you met the heart of deer lakes if you talk to the want to be models and the cocky football players who think that they are all that.

have you ever been to deer lakes?

no, i’ve only been to queer lakes. i talked to the hicks and ran away.

by slitherysnake69 January 24, 2019