A creepy, overweight douchebag who masks his man-crushes on tall, dark-haired, athletic men by lamely hitting on underage girls only to be shot down time and time again. A person who never gets laid. A chronic masterbater.
Eric: Hey you have nice fingernails.
Allison: Um...thanks I guess.
Eric: Do you know my friend Derrick? He is awesome. He could have fun in a cardboard box!
Allison: That's kinda creepy. It sounds like you have a man-crush on him. You are such a delaet.
Allison: Um...thanks I guess.
Eric: Do you know my friend Derrick? He is awesome. He could have fun in a cardboard box!
Allison: That's kinda creepy. It sounds like you have a man-crush on him. You are such a delaet.
by O'Hanlon December 10, 2008
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A person who contorts their Chinskin, using their tongue. Noise often accompanied, ranging from high engine type sounds to low toned, gorilla/vomiting sounds.
A person who contorts their Chinskin, using their tongue. Noise often accompanied, ranging from high engine type sounds to low toned, gorilla/vomiting sounds.
by James Deacon January 3, 2007
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A person with a face that resembles a vagina and has pubic hair on his/her head.
This is one of the most brutal insults ever.
This is one of the most brutal insults ever.
by Captain Cumface May 27, 2006
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Get the delacroix mug.Late 20th and early 21st century notorious troll from the now-defunct file-sharing website audiogalaxy. His home base is the blink 182 board, where he was active during the AG Golden Years. He has been known to wander onto other boards, leaving mayhem and annoyed users in his wake.
Is widely known as one of the most undefeatable opponents in internet arguments - only because he is so persistent that most people give up out of boredom. Is noted for having defeated legendary spammer XAgent in internet battle.
Not much is known about his real life, except that he is British, possibly has bad teeth, studies political science and listens to metal. Has on several occasions claimed to be multiple people using the same account, but later discarded this myth.
Is widely known as one of the most undefeatable opponents in internet arguments - only because he is so persistent that most people give up out of boredom. Is noted for having defeated legendary spammer XAgent in internet battle.
Not much is known about his real life, except that he is British, possibly has bad teeth, studies political science and listens to metal. Has on several occasions claimed to be multiple people using the same account, but later discarded this myth.
"I owned XAgent!" - deacon_bremmer
"you can always rely on deacon to display his inspired condemning of people." - DrummerMonkey32
"you can always rely on deacon to display his inspired condemning of people." - DrummerMonkey32
by Jason_M December 26, 2007
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Ted: wow that sucks
Joe: it was my birthday party
Ted: DEBACLYPSE!
Ted: wow that sucks
Joe: it was my birthday party
Ted: DEBACLYPSE!
by dontjokingme February 20, 2009
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Defacon 6: Normal shitting procedures. You have no worry about public restrooms.
Defacon 5: Normal shitting procedures. You could probably shit if upon request, like a monkey. Should be able to surpass pooformance anxiety.
Defacon 4: Something's up. Somehow, someway, you know somethings going to go wrong today. It might be the big one, it might not. Either way, you're going to drop the kids off at the pool sometime in the next 24 hours.
Defacon 3: You can feel it moving in your gut. Rearrange plans accordingly. Max safe distance from toilet: 1 hour
Defacon 2: The shit is imminent. You should already have been on your way to the shitter. Max safe distance from toilet: 5 minutes.
Defacon 1: turtling prairie dogging sharting Max safe distance from toilet: NONE
Defacon 0: Crisis Averted, pass me some new pants.
Defacon 6: Normal shitting procedures. You have no worry about public restrooms.
Defacon 5: Normal shitting procedures. You could probably shit if upon request, like a monkey. Should be able to surpass pooformance anxiety.
Defacon 4: Something's up. Somehow, someway, you know somethings going to go wrong today. It might be the big one, it might not. Either way, you're going to drop the kids off at the pool sometime in the next 24 hours.
Defacon 3: You can feel it moving in your gut. Rearrange plans accordingly. Max safe distance from toilet: 1 hour
Defacon 2: The shit is imminent. You should already have been on your way to the shitter. Max safe distance from toilet: 5 minutes.
Defacon 1: turtling prairie dogging sharting Max safe distance from toilet: NONE
Defacon 0: Crisis Averted, pass me some new pants.
Defacon 2 alert! If you value your seats, you'll pull over at the next stop.
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Sure I can go to the movie, but I feel like I'm at defacon 3 so you might have to catch me up on some parts later.
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Sure I can go to the movie, but I feel like I'm at defacon 3 so you might have to catch me up on some parts later.
by zibbazabba905 May 5, 2011
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