The Shaggy Defence

The defence favored by the protagonist in Shaggy's song "It Wasn't Me". Despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary, he maintains his innoncence by simply saying it was somebody else. Also liked by R. Kelly, O.J. Simpson, and Phil Specter

Person A: Oh, man, I just killed 2 dozen people. There were over 50 witnesses. My shirt was off and everyone saw my tattoo that says "My name is Jeffrey Dahmer". What should I do?
Person B: Say it wasn't you.
Person A: Oh, the Shaggy Defence...hadn't thought of that.

by ExperimentalFilm November 12, 2009

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Defunct

Gone or simply of no good use anymore.

Example 1: Nirvana became defunct after Kurt Cobain's death.

Example 2: I dropped my phone in the pool. Looks like it's pretty much defunct.

by Cookies need love too December 20, 2012

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Knee Defender

A two-piece device used to prevent the airline passenger in front of you from pushing their seat back, thus giving you more leg room.

"I'm glad I brought along my Knee Defender on this flight. Much more room for me in front."

by yes juanito yes August 26, 2014

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decuntify

1.ridding yourself of the cunt-ish behavior around you by leaving the area/person; 2.realizing you may be acting cunty and chilling yourself out.

i finally decided to decuntify myself and drop that bitch nikki.

by blytherina August 25, 2008

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Defense Curl

When you curl into a ball to avoid horrible trauma.

Brandon used Defense Curl when Jimmy was a faygoat

by Lysithix September 19, 2009

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Airdrie Defence Syndrome

A syndrome where everyone thinks someone else will deal with something. The only known cure is personal ownership of a situation.

The expression comes from the renowned poor defence of a Scottish Football team, Airdrie.

Who's actioned that report? Nobody? Don't tell me Airdrie Defence Syndrome has crept in!
Why didn't the bins get put out last night? Do we all have Airdrie Defence Syndrome?

by Big Davie 2 April 2, 2020

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