top definition

The best definition displayed for the word or phrase you type into the Urban Dictionary.

"When I typed in Electro Pudding, it gave me the Top Definition!"

by BulletBrad117 April 27, 2015

self-defecating

A term that stupid people use accidentally when they really mean "self-deprecating" and clever people use on purpose to make poop jokes that stupid people wont get.

The big-time CEO used self-defecating humor to try and relax the crowd. He wanted them to see that he was just a regular guy. Unfortunately, he succeeded only in relaxing his own bowels. No amount of good press will clear that stink.

by Rickter Scale April 18, 2010

Definator

A Definator is someone who defines words for a living. Unlike me definators get paid to define words.

"With my pistol I define the definition of pain" - 50 Cent

Therefore his pistol would be a definator

by Super Famicom July 30, 2004

Your definition will be reviewed soon.

A word that appears when you submitted a word. It is a lie, they will never be reviewed.

Your definition will be reviewed soon.
please just review all of my submitted definitions

by Qoulidude August 13, 2022

Definition Rush

When one rushes a definition to either to be the first person to define it or to get the most thumbs up.

The person who defined this definition did a definition rush

by YellowLemonFish October 1, 2011

Top Definition

Penis

Person 1: I like sucking top definition
Person 2: gay

I bet you like lemon cum, lemon shoveling, waterlemoan, and wood staffing

by Thicc Yeet October 29, 2019

Definition

In reality: The meaning of a word
On Urban Dictionary: Something sex- porn- or reproductive system-related

Definition in reality:
Hello: A greeting

Definition on Urban Dictionary:
Hello:
Said when watching porno

by Lucio Soph August 20, 2010