executive decision

A decision made by one individual that is in the best interest of a company or corporation regardless of other members opinion.

Megan likes the word "residence" instead of "home". Regardless, Ben made the executive decision to use the word "home" in the best interest of the company.

by The Executive Definition Director September 1, 2008

poor life decision

Any choice made by an individual which results in shame, remorse, guilt, embarrassment, harassment, and other related feelings/consequences. These decisions tend to be hastily made and are usually pre-meditated, often with the understanding that negative feelings and ruined reputations are soon to follow. These poor life decisions (also often referred to as "PLD's") are elected for the sole purpose of self-gratification, attention, sexual pleasure, or to cure boredom. Often, these decisions involve sexual-based interactions with relative strangers and tend to result in morning-after stories of seemingly good ideas gone awry. Note: Alcoholic beverage consumption tends to increase the rate of PLD occurrences.

"Hey guys, I'm working on my 10th poor life decision for the month! I think I'm going to sleep with that a-hole who refuses to return my calls and makes me pay for cab rides over to his place everytime I offer a little late-night action."

"Last night I took home my ex's room-mate. Would you call that a poor life decision, or what?"

by tararae March 2, 2008

deciphagal

To have a hairy bottom/behind/bum/glutus maximus

Mr A: 'Mr B, are you deciphagal?'
Mr B: 'Yes I am Mr A, as a matter of fact, the area surrounding the outlet for rectal matter is as hairy as Hairy Lee'

by BenKenTheBest April 7, 2003

DeCillo

One who does the news....repeatedly. Ohhhh yeah!

Quit pulling a DeCillo, you jackass.

That was a good DeCillo, I have to go urinate.

by jackass1 March 10, 2009

Decibel America

Decibel America is the culture in America consisting of "loud activites" Such as: Nascar racing, demolition derbies, monster-trucks and other motorsports. One can also include activites such as gun events etc. The term Decibel America is often associated with rednecks.

Me and David are going to USA this summer to get a taste of the good ole' Decibel America.

by TheRatchet May 9, 2009

decibud

The scientific unit of Indian accent. It is a logarithmic scale, where 0 is undetectable, 100 is the limit of comprehensibility and 120 is the pain threshold. Computer-related instructional videos on YouTube typically rate around 85 decibuds. Microsoft technical support (who know about problems with your computer before you do) typically speak at around 65 decibuds; the airplane with the pusher prop from Disney's Planes is around 3.

Bill: puts down phone Shite! Do they teach these offshore dewelopers how to check a return code?
Fred: You said "deWelopers"
Bill: *Sigh* it's catching. How many decibuds is that?

by BlokeDownThePubub July 6, 2017

decimating the Pinocchio

Masturbating with a penis aka Pinocchio nose

Angela said he was off decimating the Pinocchio

by Phangela April 25, 2019