dead man talking

Statement, usually stupid, sarcastic, and/or indicative to a sexually moronic male who uses cheap shots to incite feminine ire. Word play on "dead man walking", i.e., referencing the near-status of said tried, convicted, and soon-to-be-dead male. If said male wished to live, he best STFU.

Guy: (Come-on line)Soooo...ya hear that new blonde joke with the...
Girl: (Interrupting): (yells): Dead man talking!
(All other women in the room lean out or off of their cubicles/workspaces/barstools with a deathglare on their faces)
Guy: Nevermind.

by k2kate January 28, 2009

Deadwank

The act of masturbating until near climax, then stopping suddenly.

Danny - I deadwanked over your moms face. She was expecting a cumshot, but was stunlocked by my cock-flop.

by totseinfo January 12, 2011

Dead Man's Keg

When you steal a dead cocaine addicts' empty keg from his backyard.

Dude, it's 10! Time to go get that dead man's keg!

by DeadCocaine May 12, 2011

Dead Man's Float

Floating face down in water, making it difficult to breathe

The Coast Guard pulled a body out of the water that was doing the dead man's float

by x11198109v0 October 3, 2014

deadpansexual

When someone is attracted to another's deadpan charm.

After years of battling inner demons I finally told my parents that I am deadpansexual. When a girl uses that cold tone I get rock hard.

by Runaway Moose November 14, 2019

dead man talking

Typically the last words of someone being killed, or a victim pleading for their life.

Police officer one: We have a "dead man talking" on camera. Police officer two "Oh shit"

by mlhiss June 1, 2020

Dead Man’s Lifeline

Being helped off of drugs by an artist that has already OD’d on drugs or killed them selves while on drugs

“Hey why is Eric crying?”

“He’s been pushing off Lil Peep’s ‘Dead Man’s Lifeline’ this morning he threw away his pipe.

by The New World Wizard September 8, 2020