Derek 

Most often a blonde. Usually talented with words and artistic. Guys with this name often are prone to collecting comic books and action figures. It is impressive if they are able to find a mate, even more so if they are able to produce offspring. Luckily they have a great sense of humor, are unselfish lovers (sometimes), and make good husbands.

I almost "dereked" when I considered rewatching all of the X-Men movies.

Derek by supersexymom January 31, 2010

Derek 

a large male primape with jelly rolls and a muffin top. his habitat is anywhere the strange creature can find food or anything to eat

wow what a derek
you eat to much you derek

Derek by iluvshmeckle April 4, 2009

Derek 

A musco boi who du duh deep frie for duh $2.95, free devrivery onry on tuisdauy (erryday is duh tuisdauy!)

Duh ferrow ashian: Herrow sur, are yous duh Derek?

Derek: Yus sur, I deep frie for duh $2.95! Drasgon devrivery fvree onry on duh Tuesday (erryday is duh tuesday!)

Derek by Herrow Sur September 11, 2010

Derek 

On youtube there is a man named Derek Gerard. Go follow him he is known as he funniest youtuber ever. He is so close to a million subs. Go follow him pls.

Derek is like the best

Derek by Derk is the best youtuber June 1, 2018

derek 

A deceptively charming heel. This kind of person has no real morals to speak of although he does know right from wrong, he just chooses the latter. He will say anything to get what he wants and feels no remorse at the deception. He gets off on getting you to fall for him due to many, many inadequacies as a man. He will lead you to believe he’s a great person who’s really into you but is really only using you out of boredom. He’s a pathological[ liar and [will say whatever he needs to to keep you hanging on.

“He’s a total Derek, a player. Watch out for him! Typical Air Force guy just being a guy."

derek by ndngirl May 14, 2011

Derek 

gay. emo. uncool. loser. Romanyk.

Stop being such a Derek and suck it up already.

Derek by Derek Romanyk October 7, 2007

Derek 

A wife choking cunt-fuddler. Enjoys sex with marsupials, manholes, and other assorted gaping objects.

That guy really enjoys tossing his hot dog down the hallway, what a Derek.

Derek by Lolzy Cat August 20, 2010