When a man's pee stream splits in two, usually far enough apart that one stream will miss the toilet entirely.
by Violence Jack August 4, 2014
Get the Darth Maulmug. The blackest brother in the galaxy (a Nubian god) whose beautiful black visage is sullied when his mask is pulled off to reveal a feeble, crusty old white man telling the black audience that deep inside they all wants to be white
Hooper: Always some white boy gotta invoke the holy trilogy. Bust this: Those movies are about how the white man keeps the brother man down, even in a galaxy far, far away. Check this shit: You got cracker farm boy Luke Skywalker, Nazi poster boy, blond hair, blue eyes. And then you got Darth Vader, the blackest brother in the galaxy, Nubian god!
Banky Edwards: What's a Nubian?
Hooper: Shut the fuck up! Now... Vader, he's a spiritual brother, y'know, down with the force and all that good shit. Then this cracker, Skywalker, gets his hands on a light saber and the boy decides he's gonna run the fuckin' universe; gets a whole clan of whites together. And they go and bust up Vader's hood, the Death Star. Now what the fuck do you call that?
Banky Edwards: Intergalactic civil war?
Hooper: Gentrification! They gon' drive out the black element to make the galaxy quote, unquote, safe for white folks. And Jedi's the most insulting installment! Because Vader's beautiful black visage is sullied when he pulls off his mask to reveal a feeble, crusty, old white man! They tryin' to tell us that deep inside we all wants to be white!
Banky Edwards: Well, isn't that true?
Hooper pulls out his gun, shoots Banky
Hooper: BLACK RAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Banky Edwards: What's a Nubian?
Hooper: Shut the fuck up! Now... Vader, he's a spiritual brother, y'know, down with the force and all that good shit. Then this cracker, Skywalker, gets his hands on a light saber and the boy decides he's gonna run the fuckin' universe; gets a whole clan of whites together. And they go and bust up Vader's hood, the Death Star. Now what the fuck do you call that?
Banky Edwards: Intergalactic civil war?
Hooper: Gentrification! They gon' drive out the black element to make the galaxy quote, unquote, safe for white folks. And Jedi's the most insulting installment! Because Vader's beautiful black visage is sullied when he pulls off his mask to reveal a feeble, crusty, old white man! They tryin' to tell us that deep inside we all wants to be white!
Banky Edwards: Well, isn't that true?
Hooper pulls out his gun, shoots Banky
Hooper: BLACK RAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Hooper-Y October 8, 2008
Get the darth vadermug. Son of Smi Skywalker, husband to Padme Amidala, father of Luke. An extremely powerful Jedi Knight turned Sith Lord, he helped spread terror and chaos throughout the galaxy. Also known as Anakin Skywalker.
by tt March 4, 2003
Get the darth vadermug. by Gin167 August 3, 2008
Get the Darth Vadermug. Similar to going postal & apeshit, this is the fanboy's style for saying it. Named after Darth Vader from Star Wars, who was "legendary" for killing people for the tiniest mistakes or for results that were less than hoped for.
Steve: Oh man, that drive thru bitch forgot your straw.
Jane: I'm going to kill that dumb bitch and her parents, brothers, sisters and her little dog too!
Steve: Going Darth again, dear?
Jane: I'm going to kill that dumb bitch and her parents, brothers, sisters and her little dog too!
Steve: Going Darth again, dear?
by Insidivs May 29, 2010
Get the Going Darthmug. A character from Star Wars : Knights of the Old Republic.
Revan is dude a who went to the highest extremes to ensure stability and peace in the Galaxy.
He became a Sith Lord out of necessity after experiencing a vision of the future, which showed a large Sith Empire hailing from the Unknown Regions taking over the known Galaxy.
He believed the Jedi and the Republic were woefully unprepared for the coming Sith threat, so he planned to conquer the Republic and transform it into a militarised Sith Empire in order to fight against this coming threat.
He almost conquered the Republic by:
Converting Jedi to his cause
Assassinating corrrupt senators and replacing them with ones loyal to his cause
Keeping Shipyards intact to fuel his Sith armadda
Revan's own obsession with stopping this vision from coming true was what led to his downfall. He was betrayed by his own apprentice, Darth Malak. Revan's constant obsession with his long term plan made him blind to the anger and rage consuming Malak. When he finally realised his apprentice's intent to kill him and take the mantle of Dark Lord, it was too late.
Revan surived Malak's betrayal, but his mind was shattered and his memories were lost.
Revan is dude a who went to the highest extremes to ensure stability and peace in the Galaxy.
He became a Sith Lord out of necessity after experiencing a vision of the future, which showed a large Sith Empire hailing from the Unknown Regions taking over the known Galaxy.
He believed the Jedi and the Republic were woefully unprepared for the coming Sith threat, so he planned to conquer the Republic and transform it into a militarised Sith Empire in order to fight against this coming threat.
He almost conquered the Republic by:
Converting Jedi to his cause
Assassinating corrrupt senators and replacing them with ones loyal to his cause
Keeping Shipyards intact to fuel his Sith armadda
Revan's own obsession with stopping this vision from coming true was what led to his downfall. He was betrayed by his own apprentice, Darth Malak. Revan's constant obsession with his long term plan made him blind to the anger and rage consuming Malak. When he finally realised his apprentice's intent to kill him and take the mantle of Dark Lord, it was too late.
Revan surived Malak's betrayal, but his mind was shattered and his memories were lost.
Stupendous Wave : Darth Revan is a Gray Jedi!
Me : No he isn't you fucking donkey, Darth Revan is a Sith went to the highest extremes to ensure galactic stability. He was never Gray
Me : No he isn't you fucking donkey, Darth Revan is a Sith went to the highest extremes to ensure galactic stability. He was never Gray
by TheRevanchist2 November 13, 2020
Get the Darth Revanmug. Official IFunny pedo. Manages to get 14 year olds to suck him off while he is still right below the gay bar. Darth ren is a chad
by Darth_ren October 2, 2018
Get the Darth renmug.