Dalton

The guy from roadhouse.

The first guy to be Dalton in Roadhouse was an original, the next guy to try and be Dalton after him was a lame, inauthentic, low-frequency imbecile.

by Solid Mantis April 30, 2021

Dalton

Dalton is the greatest man in the world. He is funny, sexy, and kind. He will always be there when you need him to be. His balls comfort you when you need them.

Bob- Dalton is here and everyone is happy.
Cael- I know, Dalton is the best!

by Harercarl July 27, 2022

Dalton

A kid that leaves a friends group to get married at 16

Hey your a dalton

by Jalucifer November 11, 2020

Dalton

A big ole dingus

Jesus that kid is a real fucking dalton

by saggy bung bung March 7, 2017

Dalton

A person who acts tough but it's a front because they are really a pussy, and a coward

Man Luis is a total Dalton, he acts so tough around his friends put he's a total pussy.

by Beard God June 2, 2018

Dalton

Dalton is the ugliest man alive. He is the devil. With a small penis

Do u see him “ ya “ he got a small penis his names dalton

by Hiimdaltontheboy April 16, 2019

dalton

an autistic piece of garbage

dalton can suck my dick

by daddynfnfgn January 22, 2019