donk

"Nice Kingswood mate. What's the donk?"
"308 V8."
"Sweet."
by Jenesis September 12, 2004
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Donk

Donk and its variants, short for Donkey, or stupid play, particularly putting (or donating) lots of chips into a hopeless pot. Occasionally used when someone makes a hand on the river and 'bad beats' another player.
I donked my chips in.

He played like a donkey.

Sorry I rivered you - donkey's have to eat!
by Crackpoet July 29, 2006
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A long time. Originally 'Donkies years' due to Donkies having a long life line. Shortened down to Donkies, and Finally Donks.
"Hello Jeremy Beadle! I havent spoken to you for donks!"
"I havent seen Ben Fong-Torres for Donkies Years!"
by Hannah-Marie September 15, 2007
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–adjective
Causing or worthy of ridicule or derision; absurd; preposterous; laughable.
The third degree of ridiculous.
Variations: donk, donkt, donked
That bitchs face is donk!!!

Thomas says he's not a fgt but deepthroating that popsicle was pretty donkt!!
by Mr. America September 11, 2006
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A bad-ass australian motherfucker, used as a surrogate for a more traditional weapon.
A: "I don't need a gun mate, I gotta donk."
B: "What's a donk?"
Donk: *POW* DONK!
by phildonnia June 16, 2004
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A donk is a type of man in Australia who fights people in pubs or also a donk is the guy in the crocodile Dundee film
Want a fight me do you yeah I do ok I got a donk a what donk
by Sex vibe July 18, 2018
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oh my gosh wayne is a donk
by anon April 15, 2005
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