Do I want a bag

So you buy like... 2 weeks of shopping
You go to the checkout, And someone says "Do you want a bag"
DO I WANT A BAG?
OF COURSE I FUCKING DO
I AINT A GREEK GOD YOU KNOW WITH A MILLION FUCKING ARMS
I AINT AINT GONNA CARRY IT ON MY FUCKING BACK AM I.
OF COURSE I NEED A FUCKING BAG
CARRYING 2 PINTS OF MILK ON MY ARMS
2 FUCKING BAGS OF CRIPS
FUCKING 3 LAMB CHOPS
2 CHICKENS
3 BEEF
COURSE I NEED A BAG.
WHAT YOU THINK IM GONNA FUCKING DO? JUDGGLE THE CUNTS? I DONT THINK SO.

"Do I want a bag? Of Course I fucking do!"

by Zoe Flemming January 20, 2021

I Do Not Want Hair On Lips, Only Right Vermillion Border On Tips.....

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I Do Not Want Hair On Lips, Only Right Vermillion Border On Tips.....

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 17, 2025

Do What YOu Want With THose Four Video Home Systems...Miniature Or Not

Do What YOu Want With THose Four Video Home Systems...Miniature Or Not

Do What YOu Want With THose Four Video Home Systems...Miniature Or Not

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 26, 2025

I do what I want

"I do what I want" Is something said by someone who does what they want, that person is probably superior to the people around them.

Q: when are you going to clean your room
A: I do what I want

by Grouchy Buddha March 2, 2023

why do everyone want diamond?

Why deos everone whant diamong?????? diamond diamonds

diamond diamonds

"Why do everyone want diamond?" said Issac with a confused voice.

by XXLbqqgrill January 25, 2019

Do you want a cookie?

When you or someone else makes a claim of doing something that they clearly think is cool or clever and deserving of praise, but did so out-of-the-blue when nobody asked and it isn't really that cool or clever, then the appropriate response is to ask them 'if they want a cookie?' as a just reward for their deed.

Rwo friends watching a murder mystery show:
Claimant: I totally knew he was the killer like 20 mins ago..
Responder: Do you want a cookie?

by Thou Art That November 22, 2024

Do you want to come over for a cuppa

How Brits ask if you want to come round for tea, like actual tea with tea and scones and jam and stuff

Richard: do you want to come over for a cuppa?

by HealthyDreamrr July 16, 2023