Porn actor: Let me see your ding ding?
Innocent woman: My what?
Porn actor: Your rosebud?
Innocent woman: Huh?
Porn actor: Your clitoris, you idiot!
Innocent woman: My what?
Porn actor: Your rosebud?
Innocent woman: Huh?
Porn actor: Your clitoris, you idiot!
by ahnkhus February 06, 2022
Hey, do you want to go to the ding dings's with me? So and so hit the jackpot for $6k @the ding ding's last night.
by ChaChaEriCha April 20, 2020
"Be quiet Dave! get back on your ding ding bar and fuck off."
"Whats that sound?" .... "Some dickhead on his ding ding bar"
"Whats that sound?" .... "Some dickhead on his ding ding bar"
by Ellicor September 14, 2019
1. The sound a person emits after partaking in the process of smoking marijuana, indicating how incredibly baked the individual is. Often followed by some illogical statement involving oven mitts and burnt cookies and much laughter.
1. Micah: Ding, ding!
Tim: I know dude, I know.
Micah: Like a couple of burnt cookies.
(absurd giggling)
Tim: I know dude, I know.
Micah: Like a couple of burnt cookies.
(absurd giggling)
by TrickerTim December 18, 2008
An uncle John that creeps in the room of Brittany, has his way with her and then leaves his ding ding behind so she can continue to pleasure herself.
by skatmandiddlybop December 25, 2022
by Smasher69 December 10, 2016
You: Wanna see the Bing Chilling, or my... Bing ding ding?
Your sex slave: PLEASE LET MY FAMILY GO. I AM DEPRIVED OF ALL NUTRIENTS, TAKE ME IF NOT THEM.
You: Wanna see the Bing Chilling, or my... Bing ding ding?
Your sex slave: PLEASE LET MY FAMILY GO. I AM DEPRIVED OF ALL NUTRIENTS, TAKE ME IF NOT THEM.
You: Wanna see the Bing Chilling, or my... Bing ding ding?
by Enderdragon2032//4_7D January 17, 2022