Dion Shields

The act of liking more than two people at the same time and usually leading them all on.

omg, he's doing a Dion Shields!

by xxbubblezxx June 29, 2011

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Celine Dion

That's what you call a singer, not teenie bopper "singers" like Ariana Grande and Miley Cyrus. Sure their songs are catchy, but they're not "singers". Celine Dion though, she puts all her emotion and soul in her songs. Hell, I even like her French songs and I don't even speak a word of French.

Goodbye's (The Saddest Word) is my favourite song by Celine Dion

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Dion Dellaportas

An odd fello
A kind person

An extremely funny young boy with a natural size penis.

Girls love him

"Dion Dellaportas, why are you so funny"

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Dion

A very short alpha male who gets all the girls (0)

"Wow, Dion is so short"

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Celine Dion

A girl too young to have a proper relationship with, requiring time and effort cultivating a platonic friendship to reap the benefits of a legitimate, legal relationship later. A euphemism for someone who is groomed. See also 401k.

Best used in cases where the pursuer is an older, well-connected gentleman of wealth, especially where the "friendship" includes making the girl's dreams come true. See also 401k.

"Who is that? She looks kinda young to be working here."
- "That's the new secretary in our training program. She wants to be a paralegal."
"Wow, she's beautiful."
- "Hey! Hands off the merchandise. She's my Celine Dion."

by Muziqmatrix May 17, 2025

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