dildo

A person who is assumed to be a retard or have some type of mental illness; dumb in the head; or just someone you hate

Your a fucking DILDO!

by Bob snider May 19, 2006

dildo

a plastic penis many women use them to pleasure thmeselves. Also see vibrator

I don't need you, I have a dildo!

by DizzyLizzy November 25, 2006

dildo

An extremely reliable device used when male genitalia is not desired, cannot stand up to the occasion,or needs a little help. They are readily available, hard and waiting, to stimulate with no purpose but to provide pleasure to it's user. One size does not have to fit all!

"Why get real? Dildos are cheaper and come in prettier colors."

by Sky October 2, 2003

Dildo

(Adjective) Describing a person who is acting like a dick because they are too immature to be real in the situation.

You’re being such a dildo.

by Plainwhiteguy May 22, 2019

Dildo

When someone is acting like a dick, but is too fake to be one

"Jim s SUCH a dildo"

by Gijinkmom March 18, 2019

Dildo

Male who just lie there during sex, without moving. They are the male equivalent to a “starfish”.

He talks big, but is a dildo in bed.

by Justagirl1991 March 7, 2020

Dildo

A toy which girls use or a fucking island,who named an island as Dildo?

Man 1: Wow that's a huge Dildo!
Man 2: You talking about that toy or the island?

by DumbestWordsEver November 26, 2020