difts

"do it for the shorties"
to act in a chivalric manner in respect of the fairer gender.

I difts, you difts, we all difts for the shorties.

by 2PakJack (not to be affiliated with Tupac) January 12, 2008

Ditlom

Day in the life of me.

"Wow, spilled another cup of coffee this morning! #ditlom"

by Ohmy January 14, 2013

dirtless

Clean, neat tidy, not dirty!!!!!

The room is dirtless.

by Huiiiiiiii March 2, 2017

dittlefinger

A person who regularly fingers his own asshole, and proceeds to lick the his finger for a taste addiction.

You're a fucking dittlefinger ! Always being gay and shit.

Dude, stop being a dittlefinger, it's just weird.

by Confederate Redneck April 11, 2017

diffledorf

Adj.
Unintelligent / non intellectual spirited life form

Donald Trump needs to be less of a god damn diffledorf

by Schunkers January 20, 2018

Ditlev

Neat

Ditlev is pretty neat

by Murmelbjerg November 27, 2018

Dirtleg

Dirtlegs are the scum of society, all plain an' simple-like. These fuck-ups can't do anything right, but steal hard working Americans' jobs because they're willing to work for pennies a day. Why can't they just go back to their homeland? Or at least learn to speak the goddamn language...

See also: grunk

"Goddammit, they took everything. Those motherfucking grunks even stole my porn collection. Is George Bush gonne nuke them or what?"

by Matthew Sweeney October 13, 2004