jesperetic delay

the slight delay before an orgasm
<^_^> man my bf gives off long jesperetic delay lol
by bangc0ck March 31, 2003
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executive delay

The Dilbert-ish situation where executives delay your project to make you run off an check something out that has nothing to do with your project.
Our project took a two week executive delay when the VP made us go check out a vendor that we had already eliminated from consideration.
by pigfarmer April 02, 2009
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Torrent Delay

The time you have to wait for DVDRIP to come out on a movie before you can watch. Usual symptoms of torrent delay are: downloading crappy movies instead, downloading a CAM version, not talking to your friends about the film so as not to ruin it.
Yoyo: Have you seen Toy Story 3 yet?
Hoho: Nah man, I have torrent delay. Got to wait for the DVDRIP.
Yoyo: Ah what! Let me tell you what happens...
Hoho: No shut up!
by heyley121 August 17, 2010
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delayed shatification

The ability to delay the gratification of taking a s&*t until you can get home and use your own toilet.
George Costanza understood the benefits of delayed shatification.
by Ae5Ea8 October 30, 2016
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delayed laugh

when you’re super toked and someone says something and it takes greater than or equal to 20 seconds to react and laugh at what they said
is this even real life right now? it took me 20 minutes to laugh at your joke. damn that weed was good it has me delayed laughing
by fuckalight March 02, 2019
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Bladder Delay

When you're standing over the urinal and have to piss bad but nothing comes out at first.
*Seems to occur only at high profile places
I hate going piss at Phillies games, cause I always get a bad case of bladder delay and the douches behind me get all butthurt about it
by adamnman October 10, 2011
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globally delayed

The new politically correct word for retarded or slow to learn about everything.
Peter had to take 3rd grade for the third time. He's globally delayed.
by Paula Steeves November 17, 2006
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