BACA (Being a Cynical Asshole) Disorder

Psychological disorder that develops sometime after puberty, just as full maturity is about to be reached. This disorder appears when everything and everybody you found cool as a teenager suddenly starts looking really lame, unoriginal, boring, douchy and most of all, shitty. People who suffer from it (a very small percentage of the population, as the vast majority keep on loving all this mediocrity well into their last days...) are not afraid to call people around them on their bullshit, and sometimes do so to the point of alienating themselves; therefore developing a very strong, independent, supreme-asshole personality (although some of them hate themselves for liking such utter crap at some early point of their lives).

- "Baby, let's go watch that new Gerard Butler movie, it looks funny..."
- "What?!?? I'd rather slit my penis' vein with a rusty bottle cap than having to sit through that piece of movie-making rape!!!! Call one of your douchy girlfriends..."
- "I see, your BACA (Being a Cynical Asshole) Disorder is acting up again. Better yet! Who the hell wants to sit in a dark theater next to your grouchy ass??..."

by iransan August 3, 2011

Cynic Refferee

A person who tries to avert the attention of someone else's critical Cynical behavior and doesn't stand up and "be a man" about it.

Cynic: A person who gets away with bullying, harassment, and childish elementary behavior.

A Group of women started a mean war and their husbands just stood and watched like a bunch of Cynic refferee's.

by Reallybadgenius July 4, 2022

Cynic

A mean word for depressed realists who don't trust anyone for reasons that are admittedly quite valid if you look from their perspective for a bit.

He's not stuck-up, he's a cynic; he simply knows what the world is really like. Some people are just plain monsters, and the good ones are few and far between. And he knows that.

by Ubeenbamboozledson July 20, 2021

cynic

Someone that hates anything they think is pessimistic or realistic, anything that isn't viewed with rose-colored glasses.

The real cynic wasn't as broad minded as he/she claimed to be, he/she lived mostly for show, and only smiled on the outside, on the surface, to convince the world and everyone around him/her that the sky wasn't really going to fall like he/she thought it would.

by The Original Agahnim October 14, 2021

Cynicism

Bitch, you do not understand cynicism at all. There's this bitch that is selling a book on cynicism. Right? But it isn't even close to cynicism! It's like this vapid rejection of stoicism where she calls on you to reject truth entirely and use lies and "creating your own narrative" to curate reality.

Hym "And it sounds a lot like the Solipsistic Machiavellianism I was critiquing before branded as Cynicism. Cynicism is the wholesale rejection of social norms and viewing the world as it truly is unfiltered by modern sensibilities. It's literally just calling a spade a spade in the absolute. When Diogenes asks Alexander the Great where to find his father's corpse... Not only does he ignore entirely the decorum that is supposed to be associated with Alexander's title but upfront with his intentions to rob his father's corpse. He suffers no delusions about how the world really is. But THAT she shit is pedaling? Doesn't even resemble cynicism."

by Hym Iam March 6, 2025

Cynical

Distrusting or disparaging the moves of others; pessimistic

I become a cynical person if something that I spent a lot of time on gets destroyed.

by SharOnUBD December 5, 2021

Cynicism

The only thing you've managed to flip around is Cynicism. The philosophy that materialism is to be rejected and the wealthy, successful, and people in positions of power are to be mocked and ridiculed.

Hym "In the context of cynicism I am a modern Diogenes
Enigmatic figure, genius, and lyrical prodigy
I can't be shamed, blamed, or gamed don't try to bother me
This isn't a matter of effort nigga this shit is bodily"

by Hym Iam April 2, 2023