Clone-fucking

the act of cloning oneself to have sweaty jungle sex with it, and to wake up in the morning, with neither persons able to remember who is the clone and who is the original.

I caught Stratafyre clone-fucking again. all 6 of them are grounded for a week!

by Chop-Logik July 7, 2003

colon cobra

An extraordinary long, snake-formed piece of feces. In rare cases, it has two undigested corn grains at one of the ends marking its "eyes".

... and then I squeezed out that corn-eyed colon cobra - it was at least 10 inches long! I took a photo of it, wanna have a look?

by Poopologist May 7, 2008

Clone High

Clone High was a Canadian animated show that aired on MTV and Teletoon from 2002 to 2003. It was about a high school inhabitited by clones. The clones were made from the DNA of famous people back in the 1980s as part of a conspiracy by The Secret Board of Shadowy Figures to use their skills to make a super army. The show's humor came from the show making fun of the popularity of teen dramas (having stereotypical characters and generic plotlines). Also there was gory cartoon violence and the show's very clever, witty dialogue with jabs at popular culture. The series only had one season this was because of the portrayal of Gandhi angered Indians who vowed to fast in response to Clone High. MTV cancelled the series because of the controversy and ratings weren't high enough. The characters were Abe Lincoln, the nice, naive, shy guy in love with Cleo, Joan of Arc a moody, smart and cynical Goth who is in love with Abe, Gandhi a hyperactive class clown and party animal, Cleopatra a beautiful, popular and sexy cheerleader who is very mean, stuck-up and selfish and not to mention slutty being with both Abe and JFK. JFK is a popular school jock and stud who is very macho and egotistical. The school's principal Dr. Cinnamon J Scudworth is a crazy idiot who is obsessed with using the clones for his own schemes and his best friend Mr. Butlertron a robot butler who resembles Mr. Belvedere.

Did you see Clone High last night? That show is freakin' hilarious!

by Mg14 October 15, 2010

clone

n. : 1. a gay man, with short hair, a bushy Tom Selleck mustache, sleeveless flannel shirt, aviator sunglasses and Redwing boots. coined in the late 70's & early 80's and so called because they wer nearly identical replicas of each other.

2. By extension, someone sporting all the components of the dominant 'look' among gay men at any given period in time. Around 1990 it was a leather motorcycle jacket, SILENCE=DEATH t-shirt, ponytail, torn bleached jeans and black combat boots. Around 2000: Ben Affleck hair, waxed gym bodies, camouflage cargo shorts and t-shirts with numerals on them. Around 2012 it was a ginormous beard, shaved head, long sleeved plaid shirts, flowery sleeve tatoos and heavily dyed RAW jeans.

Hipster: look at that retro clone, he looks just like Freddy Mercury.
Twink: who was Freddy Mercury?

by homoguytom January 27, 2013

Clone

Somebody that looks like everyone else.

Man that girl over there has straight blonde hair, flip-flops, and a pink backpack what a fucking clone.

by CP November 18, 2004

colon bowler

One frequently visits the lanes of anothers rectum with the use of his nicely shined bowling balls. Unlike traditional bowling, however, the goal is to get ones balls as deep into the gutter as they can. Usually denotes a raging homosexual. San Francisco is well known for it's professional colon bowling league.

"Did you see that guy? He was obviously a colon bowler!"

"Hey, you think Toms a colon bowler?"
"No, I heard he's got a hot girlfriend."

"Dude, don't touch my ass! What are you a fucking colon bowler?!"

by Nooger & a ninja February 24, 2005

Clonkers

A pair of extremely heavy shoes, ones that make an audible "clonk" sound when you take a step.

Person 1: What is that noise?
Person 2: Becky, you can hear her clonkers from a mile away.

by clonkerkid August 29, 2017