"I was always told that people were basically good and I could be whatever I wanted to be but those things just turned out to be Mother's Cures For Hiccups"
by dunce976 August 21, 2008
by ur big brain dad September 27, 2020
A female who has a behind that is so exquisite it could potentially inspire one to develop a cure for cancer.
Ethan: Dude do you see that girl over there with the nice caboose?
Matt: Dammmmnn, Becky's got an ass that could cure cancer.
Matt: Dammmmnn, Becky's got an ass that could cure cancer.
by circuitlicker47 April 23, 2021
Pretty Cure battles creatures in the Dark Zone to protect the Garden of Light and the Garden of Rainbows.
First episode date: February 1, 2004
Final episode date: January 30, 2005
Cast: Yōko Honna, Yukana, Tomokazu Seki, Roger Rhodes, MORE
Program creators: Toei Animation, Asahi Broadcasting Corporation, Asatsu-D
First episode date: February 1, 2004
Final episode date: January 30, 2005
Cast: Yōko Honna, Yukana, Tomokazu Seki, Roger Rhodes, MORE
Program creators: Toei Animation, Asahi Broadcasting Corporation, Asatsu-D
10 year old: I like pretty cure especially Futari Wa Pretty Cure!
9 year old: Hey I like that show too!!
9 year old: Hey I like that show too!!
by And ddfgd ssh vs d cm g December 26, 2020
The realisation that life is a game and every 2 player game has a winner and a loser only in life there billions of players and more than half are the losers therefore why give a fuck about your appearance, about what people think when the ones who are judging you are fodder of the human race, just a bunch of random faces that don't care about you and neither should you.
by NoPerson November 22, 2010
A sarcastic phrase used after receiving inappropriate or over-simplified health advice. Also a large community of internet trolls who shoot down any and all health advice that doesn't include a psychiatrist or a pill, and worship big pharma with outdated psychiatric models of "chemical imbalances".
Motivational poster: Exercise can help make people happy!
Troll: Oh really? Just exercise? That's all I need to do for my serious clinical depression? Why didn't I think of that? Wow thanks I'm cured!! Why don't I just throw away my Prozac pills and see how much serotinin I get from a fucking nature walk.
Troll: Oh really? Just exercise? That's all I need to do for my serious clinical depression? Why didn't I think of that? Wow thanks I'm cured!! Why don't I just throw away my Prozac pills and see how much serotinin I get from a fucking nature walk.
by Tesseramous February 15, 2020
I heard you piss on a jellyfish sting to make it feel better, is that true?
Absolutly not! The best way to cure a jellyfish sting is to pour battery acid on it and then rub it with steel wool
Absolutly not! The best way to cure a jellyfish sting is to pour battery acid on it and then rub it with steel wool
by Turkeybaster March 05, 2008